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November 10, 2016

That’s entertainment!

Filed under: Blog — Michael @ 7:03 pm

Greetings and salutations from the sand, sun and surf of Cape Cod, Martha’s Vineyard and the now deep, dark red and purple skied, dusky, delicious island of Nantucket! Great to be with you on a gorgeous late afternoon, The Tenth Day of November, 2016, a Thursday according to Reuters, broadcasting LIVE once again from ‘down on the docks’ of ye ‘ole Hyannis Harbor, all quiet at the big ferry depots, only a few souls and the sea gulls embracing the still warm echoes of the golden day that is was and will be again; a humble reporter riding out this third dimensional experience WE are all experiencing collectively as a mass consciousness… If you’re into that kind of thing, personally, I just read the horoscope and listen to talk radio and the wonderful television for all of my ‘facts’ and ‘figures’, directions and future decisions, for they, the fantastic American multinational media, would never point US in the wrong direction; distracting with clear intent to destroy what little knowledge is still left to the poor plebeian tribes still milling about this very sick Gaia in the late autumn of Twenty Sixteen…

The 45th U.S. President was elected late into the wee early morning hours yesterday, and when it was all said and done, Senor Donald Trump was the victor.  A nation stunned, at least the 25 percent or so that voted for Hillary Clinton were when they woke up Wednesday, grieved “liberals” now coming to grips with a man that is perhaps the biggest wild card this nation has ever hired as a chief executive, with perhaps the only exception being the previous three or four, heck fire, going all the way back to when this whole concept of the American Republic came into full focus, some 240 years ago. Make no mistake about it, if you liked “The Apprentice” you will LOVE Mr., excuse me, President Donald J. Trump. With a ring like a King, no? Too early?

“I tell yous ‘dis my fellow Americans, ‘dis job should be a piece of cake, what with all the hell I had to endure with this campaign season from hell, what’s with all of the questions already jeez… No, in all seriousness, regardless of what Joan Behar of “The View” tinks, and I do appreciate all women’s opinions, just some more than others, yeah, if old Joan has a beef with any of ‘dis,and my future policies, then I will respect and deny her wishes whatever they may be, just because I don’t like her.  I know that seems a bit harsh, but she was axing for it, no, no, let’s be fair to me for once OK?  And it’s not because I’m sexist or a racist, because I am not, really, you can ax anybody, scouts honor.  No, seriously it’s because I just hate losers, hello, you lost, so shut the hell up already!  Bur seriously folks, can you believe I won? I was just sitting up in the penthouse of my luxurious home at the top of Trump Tower and I says to myself, ‘hey Donald, wake up the F up, you have a new job, and you have a new big, white, shiny home full of all kinds of people you don’t really want to meet or associate yourself with, oh my God what have i done?  I, yous, you’re the effing president of this giant casino called the United States of Exxon Mobil, Goldman Sachs and Monsanto, congratulations!  It was at dat very moment, I sank back into my ‘Stressless’ recliner and watched another episode of ‘dat hilarious show on Netfix called ‘Shameless’, followed up by a “Trailer Park Boys” marathon that lasted well into my busy day yesterday, whereupon today landed and I flew to down to Washington to meet up with none other ‘dan President Barack Obama himself, eh oh, very impressive man he is, ‘dat’s for sure… I mean yous, yous got the “flowing robes, the sandels, the grace, striking” (credit: Bill Murray in the classic 1980 film, “Caddyshack”, also starring the late greats, Ted Knight and Rodney Dangerfield…), and I must say, he was quite gracious and gentle men like.  I was impressed, no, I really was, alright, ‘dats enough out of me tonight. If yous want more, I now have a Federal staff of twitter wiz kids ‘dat will keep this American crew entertained and laughing out loud until the cows come home, because after all,  isn’t this what this great country is all about? Staying as fat, drunk and stupid as ‘we’ can make you?  Keeping the masses ill informed, under educated, malnourished, fluoridated, chem-trailed and memorized 24/7 via the maniacal, MK madness, lo, a fire brand of horrible hypnotic television and mindless consuming, done by design so ‘dat the real adults in the room, like myself, can actually get ‘tings done?  You know ‘dat I speak the TRUTH. Thank you for those who voted for me, really, in all sincerity, tanks, tanks to the twenty six or so percent of the nation who voted for me, is that a tear I see on my cheek, hold it together Donald, hold it together…I know I can’t repay you with by “Making American Great Again”, for  I am just tuning into the fact that the real powers that be won’t allow that to happen, however, I can assure you that at least I will keep the Bud Lite flowing, the predictive programming progressing and the fabulous TV shows and Hollywood excrement going strong, because, say it with me, ‘at the end of the day’,

That’s entertainment!”

Have a pleasant evening.


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