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June 12, 2020

“Mack ‘da knife!”

Filed under: Blog — Michael @ 8:43 am

Greetings and salutations from the sand, sun and surf of Cape Cod, Martha’s Vineyard and the lightly showered, sultry, muggy, mild, murky, madly in love island of Nantucket! Great to be with you on this Twelfth Day of June, 2020, a wet Friday early morning here at the Hyannis Waterfront… Indeed, aside from the occasional muted images of “Morning Joe”, only on MSLSD, I mean MSNBC, the only other show going on presently is the air traffic flying about Ocean Street, via all the extraordinary shore birds, signing loudly and proudly outside of this humble reporters’ windows, overlooking “The Yachtsman” and the Hyannis Yacht Club, yes, these birds all a ‘twitter’ about one Donald J. Trump and his fascinating ‘performance’ playing “Commander-in-Chief” of an extremely unstable former Republic;

now known as,

United States of America, Inc.


Below is a leaked transcript sent at Midnight to Sea Cape Cod from an unknown (to yous’!), source, some of  President’s private off hand comments to a secret lawyer at yesterday’s White House press conference where he described the National Guard’s effort in Minneapolis, in lieu of rioting after George Floyd’s death as ‘beautiful’, ‘cutting through the crowd like a knife through butter’, all while Joint Chiefs of Staff, four star general and big dog Mark Milley admitted his ‘photo op’ with President Trump on June 1st in Lafayette Square–in front of St. John’s church with ‘Donald’ holding “a” bible upside down without a word being spoken, after peaceful protesters were driven out via tear gas, rubber bullets, flash bangs and batons–was a big mistake and he apologized for that boo boo.

Not Donald Trump, no sir!

Let’s go to the video tape!

“‘This is off the record, yes?  ‘Cause if you fuck me on this one Stan, I know where you live, capich?  OK, so here we are, mid June and we are going to hold ‘dis epic rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma real soon right?  Even ‘doe ‘dis virus is spiking as predicted in over half ‘da states as ‘dey reopen, with the second more deadly wave only around ‘da corner?  I say fuck ‘em!  Just by stepping into ‘da arena in ‘dat hillbilly city ’day are effectively signing their own, possible, death certificates, which is, let’s be honest, no big loss.  You are saying ‘dis can actually happen with no liability for me personally? No liability for my companies, my interests, my children, my friends, my people, am I right Stan?

God Bless America! Only in America?

I love ‘dis gig!

You are ‘da lawyer around here Ed! I mean Stan, so I just want to make sure I get ‘dis right.  You are saying, ‘dat because I created ‘dis electronic waiver of sorts, it will protect me and ‘da aforementioned folks from any and all law suits coming from any and all low life attendees of my rallies? God Bless their little red necks!  So, I assume, we can do ‘dese ‘tings balls to the walls, with no mind controlling masks ‘dat ‘dat rat “Fast Eddie” Fauci  said don’t do nuttin’ anyhow, only to backtrack, ‘dat little, again, rat, and say ‘dey help prevent COVID from gettin’ ya!  What an a$$hole!  Gotta hand it to the dirty, little midget doe, he’s gonna make bank on ‘dat Virus vaccine, ‘da little rat!  I am glad we got rid of ‘dose horrible White House coronavirus task force briefings, aren’t yous’?  Dose ‘tings were killing me, literally, I felt like I needed to start drinking heavily! In fact, I dreaded ‘dem as much as I dread spending my Sundays with Melania, when as yous’ know very well, I would rather be golfing, but I digress.

I just want to make sure I get ‘dis straight, I cannot get sued in any situation from ‘dis point forward?  You’re nodding, ‘does ‘dat mean you agree with me?  Stan?  OK, if you are wrong, you will be visited by some of the Good Fellas I nose, copy?  Good, what’s the status of planting a mole in that dreadful “Morning Joe” show?  I hate ‘dat guy and his wife, and I can tell ‘yous ‘dis, ‘day will never be a member of any of my exclusive clubs throughout the world, missing out on the good life of the Elite that I am now a part of… Thank You God, and as this rigged selection of me, Donald J. Trump, buy Trump Steaks!, comes to fruition with me, Donald J. Trump, coming out the other side as the victor, I, Donald J. Trump will put the final nail in the coffin of what was once a proud Republic, the envy of the world, but now, has surrendered to the corporate powers that be, the banking gangsters, the “Order of the Garter’, Satan himself, who controls everything, including you Stan!  Dat’s why I held ‘a’ bible upside down!

Hail Satan!

Transforming what was once ‘America”, via a hostile takeover, into an authoritarian State, much like communist China, indeed, “1984″ on steroids, where we watch and control your every move, every thought, every purchase and every dissent.  Stiff penelities for those who don’t comply.  God I love this job!  Watch your back Stan!  This is all part of ‘da show don’t ‘yous know?; And ‘dat goes for double you, Mr. Joe Scarborough!

‘Mack ‘da knife got nuttin’ on me, ehhh ohhhh!  Trump out!”


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