“Lost in Space”
U.S. president -elect Donald Trump was busy this past week on his ‘tanks for nuttin’ tour of this tattered nation, with some clips provided below for your reading pleasure. Have a nice day everyone, hoping against hope that the commercialization of this blessed time of year does not bring you down… Instead may it find you looking up to witness a brilliant red Cardinal singing in the Linden, opening up the heart once again to what is truly important and what is most clearly not…
“Hey yous’ crazy American kids! I don’t want to make this a whole victory lap kind of thing, but hey, why the heck fire not? Am I a winner or am I a winner? You be the judge Greg! I have said it before and I will say it again, Donald Trump rules! I rock. No, really, I do, look it up. At least that is what the memo said from the Vatican and the Order of the Garter. Who knew it went that deep? Oh, you don’t know what I am talking about and ‘dat, my friends, is for good reason. You see, there is ‘dis ‘ting called ‘da Illuminate, you know, ‘da guys who are in charge of ‘dis whole New World Order and rule your life from behind the proverbial curtain. Kinda like ‘dat whole Wizard of Oz bit, but ‘dis here power is for REAL! I mean ‘dis thing that has been going on for years! As a businessman first and foremost, I feel it is my duty to bring to your attention your coming micro apartments, more GMO in your ‘balanced’ diets, more chemicals in the sky, an increase in ‘dat sodium fluoride in the drinking water, with some Lithium thrown in for good measure, coming food and water shortages and lots and lots of them friendly foreign UN troops milling about your town hall. We will make America great again, what’ that? No, no, no, get him the hell out of here, jeez! You think ‘deez idiots would have some more self respect, dignity, finally giving up, surrendering to the reality of their new boss, king really, did you not SEA the new “Economist Magazine” cover for 2017? Chilling! Come on! I just hate haters, don’t you? I ask you good people here tonight, why are they so hell bent on destroying this here beautiful win of a very great man who deserves his day in the sun? Am I right or am I right? There are going to be some big changes that many are going to find irritating or just down right monstrous. But, rest assured, when the RFID chips are finally accepted, MK Ultra manipulated into “the norm”, you can bet your bottom dollar, that will be worthless soon, by the way, yeah, you can bet your bottom dollar that the American sheep will line up at their local Walmart begging on their hands and knees for them. Because after all, conformity is your strength and cowardice your weakness. I know that makes no sense folks, I never said I was a poet. The point is, you will do what you are told by way of our fabulous media circus that keeps you all blind, deaf and dumb to what is truly going down around this ‘big, blue spinning ball’ out in space. Lost in Space is what you people are! But thank you for voting for me all the same, even if this job is a moot point. I used to love that show, “Lost in Space”, when I was just a lad. “Danger Will Robinson, Danger!” Yeah, ‘dat wacky robot, he always made me laugh… If only they knew about AI, artificial intelligence, back ‘den! Dr. Smith would have been crapping in his pants, just like your idiots will be when you find out just how much we really know about you and your family. So, in closing, expect a lot more tweets and fewer of these face to face deals, because, quite frankly, I can’t stand being around a bunch of low life hillbillies reeking of stale beer and cotton candy. A man can only take so much. Trump out!”
PRESERVE THE WILDERNESS! Peace~M
