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August 23, 2015

Little White Steeple 2.0

Filed under: Blog — Michael @ 8:09 am

Greetings and salutations from the sand, sun and surf of Cape Cod, Martha’s Vineyard and the misty, foggy, sultry island of Nantucket! Great to be with you on this rather soggy day on the Hyannis/Hyannis Port Waterfront(s)–Sunday, August twenty-third, 2015–and I pray this day brings you much joy and happiness, even if you are not ‘where you might want to be’ at the present moment…

The lazy, hazy days of summer are coming to a close once again, with U.S. “Labor Day” right around the corner.  And as this  nation of instant gratification consumers digests the 24/7 load of crap watched over and over again on those always informative, godless, infinite news cycles spewing forth the sad empty space chalk filled with Madison Avenue wizard Ads selling poison, one must sit in awe, listening to presidential hopeful Donald, “I’ll get back to you on that one toots”, Trump speak in Alabama on Friday night to a ‘roaring crowd’ of possibly 30,000 people (not even close to the crowds Independent U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont is getting day in and day out; not covered nearly enough by mainstream corporate media), bused in from who knows where.

This just in from Reuters: a lost transcript from “the Donald’s” inspirational speech recently in Mobile, Alabama, Friday, August 21, 2015.

“The reality is folks, we started out at the Holiday Inn, what, me with my pink carnation and top hat, I owned the place, but the hotel called and said, ‘hey Donald, we are getting phone calls from all over, your hot!  We just can’t take all the people you know?  You got to find another venue for this gig.  I was shocked, quite frankly, at how much everybody loves me, this is great!  Anyhow, I know you are all just happy to be out of your trailer park for the evening, so I will make this brief.  I am the best.  ‘Dose odder guys, hey, if they are so good, then why am I leading in all of ‘da polls?  I ask you this in all sincerity.  The American people want the best and I am just ‘dat.  They also want their country back from all ‘dose special interests’, from the powerful wealthy ‘land owners’ like myself.  And the banks and da lobbyists.  Can I tell you a funny story?  Da odder day, this guys walks into my office, he was a lobbyist, know, pro jock, anyway, I tell him, ‘whoa fella, I don’t want any of your money, ’cause dats not what I am all about see.  But it was a lot of dough, and everybody else is doing it, I don’t know, I think I will leave that critical decision up to you folks, the hill billies I cannot believe I am sucking up to, was that out loud?  OK, I may, or may not take the money, is that what I am hearing from yous?  I will take that as a maybe and that means it is up to me.  That’s why you love me right?  I am right and you are wrong.  I believe that most of what comes out of my mouth was never meant to be touched by the grace that comes with reason or rhyme.  That is why my campaign or my policy platform, ‘da planks if you will, none of ‘dat is based on logic whatsoever.  Furthermore, I have no intention of addressing ‘my ego’ or my lack of humanity when referring to a child of God in this whole immigration fiasco, hey ooo!  This big fuss thrown up with me saying “anchor babies” the odder day, remember?  I was referring to those low down dirty immigrants to wit I am sure you all here in the South will concur must go if we are to save this beautiful country of the free and da, da, da brave… I am I right or am I right?  I am telling you folks, this stuff just comes natural to me, I am always amazing myself!  You’re  looking at a winner tonight by golly and by coming here tonight, by association, ‘dat make you a winner too.  At least until you go back to your Mac and Cheese dinner, washing it down with a Pabst Blue Ribbon while viewing one of my fine reruns of “The Apprentice”.  Why are you scratching your head, ma’am, what are you confused about, the word association?  It’s a ten dollar word for most of you I know, I empathize with your horrible plight, especially those of you living down wind from all the chemical plants, the fracking fluid waste water ponds, and the constant spewing of all that Methane coming from all the natural gas well heads you got going on down here.  What you don’t know is ‘dat stuff is no good for you or the environment.   But hey, f ‘dat just like ‘dose damn immigrants!  For yous’ people, what you don’t know won’t hurt you none.  You may think I think you’re an idiot, but you don’t know that as far as you know, you know?  I could go on and on all night folks, but I got a poker game at midnight back in Manhattan so I gotta be going.  Meanwhile, just remember, it is ME, Donald Trump, who is going to “make America great again”, or at least that is what it says on my hat.  Whether or not that is even possible is anybody’s guess.  Keep ‘dat in mind when you go back to Burger King, flipping  burgers for $7.25 an hour.  GMO filled non-food products you can’t afford to consume yourself.   Jesus.  OK, peace out!”

Have a ‘Holier than Thou’ Sunday folks!

PRESERVE THE WILDERNESS! Peace~M

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