Greetings and salutations from the sand, sun and surf of Cape Cod, Martha’s Vineyard and the dark and stormy, rain soaked, windy island of Nantucket! Great to be with you and yours on this soggy Saturday, The Twenty-Third Day of April, 2016, finishing up some chores this morning along this little sand bar created some 11,500 years ago by a “Last Great Ice Age”, an age some quack writer keeps squawking about on this old internet thing. What’s he talking about anyway?
Just don’t ask Donald Trump. You will just get his answering machine, which states “…yeah, ‘dis is Donald Trump and I can’t get to the phone right now, but if you leave your name and number, reason for your call and any other pertinent information, you knows, likes your position on ‘dis ban on bathrooms? Jeez, are you kidding me already? This Ted Cruz guy, he’s out of control. It’s bad enough the God Damn RNC stole all my votes in Colorado, but now this thing here, eh, oooooh! Look, can you just let me know if ‘deez guys are going to pull any funny business? I am still pretty sure we live in America? I remember a line from ‘dat funny “Caddyshack” film back in 1980 when I built my first tower I think…, anyway, when well, you might read about that one some day, but for now, save to say this on this ancient piece of technology that many still consider the best way to get and retrieve messages, but then again, it’s probably bugged too, who’s not watching? OK, bottom line is Chevy tells the kid caddy regarding his deep desire to attend college and the fact he doesn’t have the money to attend, or the grades to compete because he works as a caddy and can’t study–”…don’t be obsessed with your desires Danny…, this isn’t Russia. Is this Russia?”, because quite frankly, the way things are going, I may just be thinking about a change of address to somewhere a little less insane myself, that is if this whole presidency thing doesn’t work out. At the beep, leave ‘dat message, ‘tanks!”
“There will be no fun (individuality) of any kind!”
(credit “Dean Wormer’s” hateful, venomous rant to the boys from Delta Tau Chi at “Faber College” back in the early 1960’s…, wise and compassionate words lifted from this equally classic cult film, “Animal House”, circa 1978, starring (among many, many others), the late, great John Belushi~)
The “state” knows best after all. You are all worthless and weak! Drop and give me twenty! Know that you are all uneducated, unaware, in the dark, ignorant, material driven, Stockholm Syndromed, simple, manipulated, brainwashed, fat, lazy, unenlightened, electronically enslaved (among other traps and trappings/enslavement’s–please see the “fractional reserve banking system in partnership with the IMF, the World Bank, The Bank of International Settlements,The Federal Reserve for more information!–terrorized, pathetic, silly, American children!
Have a good day all.
PRESERVE THE WILDERNESS! Peace~M