…illegitimi non carborundum!
Greetings and salutations from the sand, sun and surf of Cape Cod, Martha’s Vineyard and the partly sunny, pristine, light and breezy island of Nantucket! Great to be with you and yours on this Third Day of June, 2020, a very quiet late Wednesday morning, broadcasting LIVE from famous Ocean Street, only a football toss from beautiful Kalmus Beach, truly world renown for it’s incredible winds that draw wind/kite surfers, and lovers of weather from Wuhan to Timbuktu…
AHOY!
AS the Osprey’s fly high this a.m., gorgeous white swans swimming in the marsh lands behind this home, the humble reporter would like to thank one Kasie Hunt, MSNBC reporter, who delivered some much needed humor to this whole fiasco going on here in the United States of America. On “Morning Joe”, the crew rolled the video tape of her standing in a sad, soul less, rather spartan room in between where U.S. Senators were allegedly ‘doing their job’, and where they were all headed to next, passing the cougar like Kasie waiting to pounce. Her only question to each and every one of the lumbering, stumbling, bumbling old white men and women was simply, and I paraphrase here,
“was President Donald Trump’s little man stunt on Monday in Lafayette Park in Washington D.C. a good idea?I mean to say, what exactly was the point of using the Holy Bible as a political prop? And a follow up question, you know, f it, “the grave yard is two blacks on the left..’ *credit: Rodney Dangerfield in the classic 1980 film “Caddyshack’, also starring the late, great Ted Knight, Bill Murray, Chevy Chase). Because from the looks of it, you folks are well aware of it’s whereabouts…”
Watching these zombies waddle without the aid of a walker, inching past such an intelligent, stunning reporter, dressed in their finest formal wear masks and socially distanced by a good country mile, looked like something out of an SNL skit. Just waiting for ‘ole Mitch McConnell (R-KY), majority leader of the U.S. Senate, to break out in a sassy, sexy, song and dance routine, akin to Dr. Frankenstein, Gene Wilder, breaking out in a black tuxedo, top hat and a cane, partnered with ‘the monster’, impressing the elite of the town, witnessing dead matter coming back to life, and they were doing just great until they pushed the big man a little too far, not being able to ignore the flash bangs of the lights blowing out, throwing “Abby Normal’s’ brain into PTSD fight or flight land, causing him to lurch out and attack the otherwise peaceful, compliant and complacent audience. The monster dragged away in chains, leaving Dr. Frankenstein without his sinister plan to rule the world,
or something like that…
I guess.
IIlegitimi non carborundum!
…don’t let the bastards grind down!
(originating from a real leader in World War II’s Great Britain)
PRESERVE THE WILDERNESS! Peace~M
