Greetings and salutations from the sand, sun and surf of Cape Cod, Martha’s Vineyard and the now cloudy, cool, breezy island of Nantucket! Good to be with you on this lazy Sunday afternoon, the 21st day of August, 2016, and what a day across the board! The sun ducked in now for the day, but if one was lucky enough to be here for a late summer dip into Nantucket Sound, you are well aware of what is being implied. The chill in the air after a long swim indicates the near end of the summer season once again, for it won’t be long before the kids are back at school, the adults are back to work and everything is right with the world.
At least that’s the Donald Trump plan for America, as he attempts to woo the African-American vote from Hillary. Good luck with that one…
Although, one must hand it to ‘The Donald’, for, should he win this selection, I mean “election” coming up in November, the U.S. presidency on the line, as well as a whole boat load of other jobs that seem to be rather irrelevant these days, he would outshine the great Ronald Reagan in pomp and circumstance, as the nation blindly goes forward with the real agenda (21) that the national propaganda outlets, I mean national media outlets, never, ever, let the masses in on, the calling it in will be the newest fad. His rise to this nomination defies all odds…
“…they love me on Cape Cod! I am right or am I right? Please, please, please enough with the standing ovations already jeez… What I need more than more adoring attention is for yous’ to give me the go, go, go ahead and just give me your damn vote in November folks Because if you do not, well, shame on you, and shame on your whole family, indeed shame on this entire God forsaken nation! Because believe yous’ me, if Hillary Clinton gets in, well, ah, I don’t really know what will happen, but it won’t be good, that I can assure you… Did you try the caviar? It’s really quite exquisite, anyway, what I am worried about the most is the fact that my tweets have been construed as calling it in, offensive and what did she say again?, just like I do with George S. over on ABC or Joe and Mika on MSNBC, what? You think I am going to drive all the way downtown with the traffic on Broadway to do their little interviews? Please… We are going to make America great again by any means possible, so if that means selling off the National Parks to the Chinese, then so be it! WE already did that? Along with a lot of other stuff like all the gold that does not exist in Fort Knox? Listen, this is a big job and we need a big man to do it, I’m sorry, but Hillary has seen too many things going on behind the curtain if you know what I mean, and quite frankly can’t be trusted, whereas I can.. Just ask my wife, she’ll tell yous’. Forget about it hey ohhhh! As I put my chips on the table where they belong, speaking of chips, please visit the newly renovated Trump Casino in downtown Atlantic City! Half price on the prime rib, but no seconds OK? I”m looking at you Bernie you old dog. Please folks, only one per customer. You’re killing me with all the gluttony at these buffets, take it easy yous’ overweight, dumb ed down American idiots! Oh, and by the way, if any of yous’ morons would like to see a show when yous’ all are visiting, please, let me know, that’s just the kind of guy I am. Don’t forget to tip your waitresses too, they only make 2 bucks an hour and that ‘ain’t going up any time soon, you know what I mean? (wink, wink, nudge, nudge). Anything for the Stockholm Syndrome d, radiated, fluoridated, fleeced and floundering American. Every voting man or woman; black or white, gay or straight, lizard or human, it matters not. Trump out!”
Have a good week ahead folks!
PRESERVE THE WILDERNESS! Peace~M