Dowses Dawn
Greetings and salutations from the sand, sun and surf of Cape Cod, Martha’s Vineyard and the great island of Nantucket! Great to be with you on this Saturday morning, the twenty first day of May, 2011, apparently the last day on planet earth, according to one religious nut job that is worth over 70 million dollars, as he coaxes more morons out of their hard earned buck via his misuse of the Bible, a redundant statement I am well aware, as he somehow decided that May 21, 2011 was, indeed, the very last day for all on planet earth, apparently not wanting to be upstaged by those savage Mayan Indians who have predicted that the end of the world as we know it today will come on December 21, 2012. He did this back in 1994 when he also claimed that the world was coming to an end, yes, apparently it did not come to an end, although at the time, hhhmmmm, maybe this guy has something here… My favorite part of this whole thing has been the billboards that carry this message of FEAR–where, in a stamp shape, similar to a stamp one would see on a notarized letter, in gold no less, the words shine out in warning, “The Bible guarantees it!” Evoking the images of Peter, Paul, Thomas, Luke, Simon, and all the Apostles as they gather to watch the end of the world begin in the great state of California, where, at 6 pm PST, there will be a great earthquake, thus, ushering in the apocalypse, and why not, have not many scholars said that Los Angeles is the on ramp to the Armageddon? So, if the Bible is to be believed, in all of it’s writings, today is the last day for US all, here on little old planet earth. Have you prepared yourself for the eternal journey to come? Hold not to your resentments, in fact, forgive them all and let them go, for they are not yours to carry, and don’t forget to LOVE, for you are who you LOVE, not who loves you back. Remember that your savior is in your brother and sister. Have a great day folks and if it turns out to not be the end of the world, at least you will be a lighter and more fun human being. PRESERVE THE WILDERNESS! Peace~M
