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April 25, 2014

Blazin’ Saddles!

Filed under: Blog — Michael @ 8:31 pm

Greetings and salutations from the sand, sun and surf of Cape Cod, Martha’s Vineyard and the clear, cool, once again star lit island of Nantucket! Great to be with you on this 25th day of April, 2014, a beautiful day and evening now, was once again had on this fair sand bar created 11,500 years ago by the Last Great Ice Age.  Of course, if you are in the ranching business down in the great state of Nevada, you may be scratching your head right about now, ‘wondering’ what the bleep ‘ole Cliven Bundy is up to now.  Don’t phone Sean Hannity for any more answers though, even though Mr. Bundy kind of sadly thinks they’re pals.  See it seems the right wing can take just about any amount of hypocrisy regarding this rancher who has bypassed the Bureau of Land Management for 20 years now, owing over a million bucks to the federal government.  Sure you remember, as you probably already know by now, a few days back those feds tried to round up the 500 cows or so, only to be greeted by a slew of men and women who looked as if they had just left a dirty meth lab, leaving the cooking to “the FAM” back home.  Hopping in their trusty red mobiles from God knows where, aiming for more important things like fighting that tyrannical government that is always infringin’ on our God Damn rights, ’cause we all know that “negro” would be more happy as a slave, you know, I’m just wondering?  Barbara?

Thanks for that Mr. Bundy, it’s almost time to watch Dallas reruns, don’t you worry your little head. Now though, don’t you got some work to do?  You know, “I want you to round up the worst slime in the world–I want murderers, marauders, bank robbers, roughians, ganstas, pimps, hoes, crack heads, meth heads, crazies, zanies, mad caps, kooks, creeps, crawlies, critters, well, you get the point sir (credit some of this dribble to the classic film “Blazing Saddles!”, circa 1974, one of Mel Brooks greatest comic masterpieces, especially the character that could be played by really any tea party backer like say, David Koch?, just “wondering”).

The way to battle the morons that make up much of the now insane republican party is this, put up a toll booth in the middle of the desert, for the leader will invariably scream out to the clan of gun toting idiots, high as lab rats on meth or FOX “NEWS” Kook, I mean Kool Aid, “Don’t just stand there, go back and get a shit load of dimes!” (“Blazing Saddles” once again, and the late, great Slim Pickens, may he rest in peace).  The toll booth of course will come in many forms, the largest and most important will be GLOBAL WARMING and the exposure of human beings, well for a lack of a better word, being exposed even as I write these words.  Haven’t you ever wondered why so many strange things are going on world wide?  It is a fairly well known fact that everyone is being exposed for who and what they really ARE.  As the last ice sheet melts into the sea, these petty little scrapes by foolish men will mean very little to the generations that have to pick up the mess.

The black sheriff of Rock Ridge, played like a maestro by Cleavon Little, (“Blazing Saddles” for the third time) won the day–”Don’t make a move or I’ll blow his brains out!” (sheriff “Bart” holding gun to own head with a stunned and stupid crowd looking on in horror, with one blurting out, “…OK everybody calm down, I think he’s crazy enough he might just do it!”)–with the help of the ‘Waco Kid”, played brilliantly by the great Gene Wilder. In the end, that is what will happen, has to happen.  The coming November election, another pivotal one for the country, may just need to add some fiber to it’s diet, oh no, not the crazy Phillips lady, no, I was thinking about beans, ’cause the horrible gas that inevitably follows compliments the noise and smell out the other end in Washington D.C. these days, at least from the “Headly Lamar” (credit the late, great Harvey Korman) types on the ‘other side of sanity’, the ‘right’ side of the aisle as they mutter to themselves like poor “Mongo” on that brilliant satire of what we are seeing today, “Mongo only pawn in game of life…”.  Have a great week end folks, hopefully catching the Vatican this Sunday, you may be pleasantly surprised at what you SEA!  PRESERVE THE WILDERNESS! Peace~M

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