Greetings and salutations from the sand, sun and surf of Cape Cod, Martha’s Vineyard and the Golden Sun Laden Island of Nantucket! Great to be with you on this amazing winter? day on little old Cape Cod, Thursday, January 7th, 2016. A humble sand bar created 11,500 years ago by the Last Great Ice Age and truly considered the birthplace of a Republic coined the United States of America!
Welcome to 2016! Coming to you LIVE from ‘down on the docks’ of historic Hyannis Harbor, where, according to our pal from the great state of Alaska, and I quote from an old NBC interview with Brian Williams, “..Yeah, Brian, may I call you Brian?, no, Mr. Williams? OK, yeah, ‘dat old Paul Revere was somethin’ he was! You know ‘dat time when it was said he saddled up his pony and hauled a$$ up to Boston? Then grabbed some lanterns, a shot gun, a bottle of whiskey and giddy upped to Lexington to warn them Americans that the British were a coming! Yes, indeed(e), he was getting off spectacular hip shots riding that pony as hard as he would go, yeah, then he rang that victory bell and lit up all them lights, waking people up left and right, yeah, he was quite a hero!, yes indeed(e) he was, where have all the cowboys gone?”
Give it up for the precious and much needed comic sylings of Sarah Palin, avid outdoors woman and famous helicopter wolf killer, someone much missed in this sad little horse race/reality TV show/grand distraction called the 2016 U.S. presidential race. However, nature abhors a vacuum, hence Donald, “get him the hell out of here!”, Trump, who is not only as funny as Sarah, but brings the same zany ideas to the ever more dysfunctional picnic. An insane spectacle broadcasted 24/7, brought to you by Monsanto and Friends, wink wink, nudge, nudge!, carefully designed to keep the sheep hypnotized with bright shiny objects whilst the REAL world moves on…
“…all the way to Reno”
(credit rock band: R.E.M. “In Time”, the Best of R.E.M. 1988-2003)
Have a great day everybody and remember this above all; YOU are important, no matter what ‘they’ say!
PRESERVE THE WILDERNESS! Peace~M