Greetings and salutations from the sand, sun and surf of Cape Cod, Martha’s Vineyard and the mild, overcast island of Nantucket! Great to be with you on this warm Wednesday morning, the twenty-second day of February, 2012, as the Cape and Islands expect temperatures to reach almost sixty degrees today under partly cloudy skies and calm seas…I am so thankful that global warming is a hoax and part of the ‘phony theology’ (credit long shot presidential candidate, Rick, “I’m the voice of the Catholic church”, Santorum) offered up by the Obama administration, an administration that cuddles up to empirical scientific FACT regarding this temporary home to ALL of US, everyone alive on planet earth today, for what could be more important than the republican definition of ‘god’ with all of it’s emphasis on INCLUSION, just like Jesus directed us poor little human beings to strive for, not exclusion, like those liberal, hippy (please sea picture below of said ‘filthy, hippy, tree huggin’ liberal’, what was the word, oh yeah, ‘freak’), elite, fancy book learnin’, east coast snobby media types, who would rather hang out with the Hollywood establishment as opposed to clowns like Boehner, McConnell, Cantor, Romney, Santorum, Rove, Breitbart and that little sneak Frank Luntz, of ‘word doctors’, one of the many Maytag washing machines set on infinite SPIN. Yes, thank the Lord above we are not part of that filthy, hippy, liberal, exclusive crowd, a crowd that believes in a woman’s RIGHT to her own body (common sense), a crowd that believes in HELPING our fellow citizens dig themselves out of the rather large hole left by the previous administration, as our Current(v) President, Barack Obama, one of the best we have had in a generation, struggles day in and day out with the lunatic fringe so well defined by Andy Breitbart’s insane rantings the other night in New York City, now preserved for posterity’s sake forever on the You Tube video of your choice...Hallelujah! Tonight, we will see all of the action heroes on stage again, minus a few, with only four now participating in Arizona’s newest version of Alfred Hitchcock’s midnight theater, starring the incomparable Rick, “I think sex of any kind is just plain wrong”, Santorum, bringin’ the crazy like there’s no tomorrow, ready to do battle with every one’s favorite .001 percent-er, Mr. Willard, “Hi, I’m with Bain Capital and we are here to destroy your country, I mean company”, Romney. In the grand stands of the debate on CNN, I believe tonight at 8 p.m., eastern, you will also have every one’s favorite crazy grandpa, Ron, “let the puppies die, it’s none of our business”, (credit SNL, circa 2012) Paul and “She turned me into a Newt” (credit Monty Pythons’ Flying Circus and the classic film produced by those genius Brits, “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”), Gingrich, who has proven his worth by taking over 10 million dollars from an old casino dog from Vegas, well played sir! God will not be tuning in tonight, however, as he would much rather watch “Countdown, with Keith Olbermann”, airing every week night at 8 p.m., eastern, only on Current TV, for there he will see a real journalist expose ‘men’ like Breitbart for the a$$hole that he and those who ‘think’ like him most certainly ARE! Leaving us ALL laughing with his newest installment of the Andrew Breitbart meltdown at the “Occupy” movement recently, as he drunkenly sloshed his wine about calling the brave protesters all kinds of names, as if he were back in junior high school, where he belongs, and had just dropped his first hit of acid…‘for God’s sakes, can’t you just leave old Andy alone you monster!’. NO. Have a nice day folks, remembering that FOX is just an acronym for ‘foul, obnoxious xenophobia’… PRESERVE THE WILDERNESS! Peace~M
February 22, 2012
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