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April 24, 2020

Airtight Insanity…

Filed under: Blog — Michael @ 7:35 am

Greetings and salutations from the sand, sun and surf of Cape Cod, Martha’s Vineyard and the cool, rainy, rowdy, raucous, raw island of Nantucket! Great to be with you on this soggy Friday morning, The Twenty-Fourth Day of April, 2020, broadcasting LIVE from famous Ocean Street here in historic and deep hub of Hyannis…


Donald J. Trump is neither morally, spiritually, or mentally FIT to be OUR ‘Commander-in-Chief’.

This clown stated yesterday, during the White House’ press “conference”‘, a.k.a., “Trump’s Trash Talk Happy Hour(s)”, brought froth it’s clearest proof of that previous statement to date.  Sea Cape Cod will translate this ‘press conference’ in Swedish, for like this reporter, as much as he adores said country, he can’t speak the language.

“Eh ohhh!  How is my favorite TV fake news reporters?  As you know, we are very advanced in testing, more than any other country in the world (per capita less than 1%), and I think we are doing a terrific job, just terrific.  It’s beautiful, ‘dat I can tell ‘yous.  But, I am not here to talk about ‘dat ‘fact’, no sir! I am here to talk about light, da ultra violent kind!  We plan to introduce light and Lysol into the body to kill this COVID ‘ting.  ‘Dat’s right folks, heat and light can kill ‘dis ‘ting, right Dr. Birks?, Where’s Fauci?  He’ll back me up, ‘dat little, dirty munchin’, listen I’m just wondering if we can apply light and heat, like a gas chamber to kill ‘dis monster.  But really, I am more interested in people injecting Lysol directly into their big, fat overweight bodies.  If it kills ’sem, ‘day were probably going to die of ‘da virus anyway, at least ‘yous can say we tried with ‘da disinfectants! Eh ooohhhh!  So what if ‘dat British company Lysol recently stated, “we must be clear that these products should not be injected or ingested by anyone for any reason, especially when it comes to treating this deadly virus”…,

fuck ‘em!

They don’t know what they are talking about.  Look at ‘dat fish tank cleaner, Hydroxychloroquine, I ‘tink it is?  Hey, what was the name of ‘dat guy who died?  Good riddance to him, he was never a true cult member in my Wile E. Coyote super genius talent filled game show called ‘The United States of America!”  I am not a doctor, but look at me!  I’m playing one on TV! And believe it or not, half of ‘dese out-to-lunch (curbside delivery if ‘daze are lucky), lazy, ignorant, stupid Americans believe everything I say, and ‘dat number will only go up when Joe Scarborough gargles with ’dis minty taste of ‘a miracle disinfectant’ and finds ‘dat I was right all along! ‘Dat dirty, rotten, cable news host Schmuck!

One world script, one voice, one currency;

one ,

New World Order…

‘Cause ‘ole Joe, Mr. smarty pants, will someday realize ‘dat I just saved his life, or did I? He is now completely clear of ‘da virus, not to mention his noncompliant, arrogant, higher than thou behavior, ’cause nuttin’ can live in his body or mind now, he’s immune and looking quite pale, completely controlled, and for ‘dat, he should ‘tank me.

I don’t know why he is always so angry with me, I was only trying to help!  Fox News applauds, parades, pampers and parrots my insanity, it’s an insane airtight relationship, scripted for the sheep’s ultimate slaughter. ‘Day were on board with my brilliant cost cutting idea of “Da EZ Bake Oven”, ’cause we combine da heat and light ‘dat kills ‘dis ‘ting right?  What, too German? Spark it up!  We might have to name it something else doe, copy write infractions is a big business you know!

Eh oohhhh!

‘Dis is beautiful folks, just beautiful!

I couldn’t have written it any better!

Don’t forget tip your waitresses folks! Oh my, is ‘dat sexist?  ’Dose of ‘yous ‘dat know me laugh, ’cause ‘yous knows ‘daat’s ‘da least of my problems brother! So, if “Morning Joe” and his crew, like Joe’s wife Mika, who claimed I don’t read, I read Mika! I read lots and lots of Marvel comics, ’cause I got a special eye for good drawings, plus I read lots and lots of books on tape, you know, all about dictators like Hitler, Mao tse Tung, Mussolini and Stalin baby! Yeah, so if dose idiots on MSNBC don’t take my advice about ultra violent light somehow flashed into the body of ‘dese worthless Americans who don’t vote for me, yeah, if ‘dey don’t take my wisdom of injecting or ingesting Lysol into the arm or belly, or drinking it with some fresh ice, yeah, if ‘day don’t like ’da fact I am trying my best to find a cure, then they can go fuck themselves!  I am the president, I am the leader, I am the authority;

and one more ‘ting,

“I am your new president, from this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish, silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside, so we can check.”

(credit: Woody Allen’s great film, circa 1971, “Bananas”),

‘Dat way, we will know who is clean;

and who is dirty!

Trump out!”

Have a joyous, gentle, peaceful, loving, laughing, secure week end folks!

May the FORCE be with you!



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