A big, red Finnish flag?
Greetings and salutations from the sand, sun and surf of Cape Cod, Martha’s Vineyard and the sultry, sexy, serendipitous island of Nantucket! Good to be with you on what the weather guys and gals call a ‘transition’ day on little old Cape Cod; heavy thunder and rain expected a little later on this afternoon, a thickly aired Tuesday, The Seventeenth Day of July, 2018…
AHOY!
Sea Cape Cod recently received translated Finnish transcripts emerging from the private meeting between U.S. President Donald Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin yesterday in Helsinki, Finland where the two met for a very public summit of sorts…. Very insightful indeed, although Massachusetts senator Elizabeth Warren and the rest of the now insane democrats would probably think it abhorrent, treasonous and indeed villainous; all up in arms over this brave man’s most recent journey ‘where no man has gone before’. For it would seem ‘The Donald’ is going for broke; shaking up this hidden government (Latin literally translated as ‘control mind’), who has been taking ‘the American people’ and world’s citizenry on “Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride”
(credit: Disneyland).
So enjoy;
please keep in mind that it’s still your mind!
No matter how often that brain has been washed…
(Sea Cape Cod’s crack translators translated the Russian to English for your reading pleasure…)
Trump: “Hey Vlad! How’s it hangin’? I am so glad those gosh darn camera’s are off me, how ’bout yous?”
Putin: “Yes, I am too. You might be right comrade, I get very uncomfortable around Western ‘journalists’, being tied into the C.I.A. and all.
Trump: “Let’s cut to the chase Vlad, I’m in the middle of a witch hunt because of your sloppy agents and ‘dat thing we did with Hillary Clinton, oh, what the hell, it’s all going to come out in the wash anyway. I trust you Vlad, and I like you. Are you satisfied with the new suite in the Trump Tower? I tell yous Vlad, I don’t trust ‘dem agents in the F.B.I., especially special agent Mueller, another Masshole. He has a hard on for me ‘dat’s for sure… Sorry, I just feel like ‘dis whole “alleged” collusion is getting blown way out of proportion. What these clowns should be investigating is the Deep State and the dirty ‘global’ bankers who are pulling the strings in Washington and many other places around the world. I mean come on! The SES is two steps ahead of everything I do! I can’t wipe my own ass without someone inserting another probe. This presidency has become very painful. Can you dig?”
Putin: “I feel your pain comrade, I do. Fortunately for me, Russian elections are over before they begin. Giving the word ‘rigged’ a whole new meaning. Whether or not the staged WWIII side show is going to happen is really out of my hands and yours. So why not drink a toast to our new friendship and common destiny while we still can.”
“Za Zdarovje!” (to health)
“‘Tanks Vlad, that’s sweet. And I agree, it’s just that I don’t want to go back to America anymore, I cant’ take any more fake news 24/7. Talk about negativity, nonsense, and narcissism! I mean I really feel bad for the dumbed down masses, these poor schleps who actually believe what CNN is saying is real, factual ‘news’, as opposed to satanic, scripted hor$e$hit! Really Vlad, I want to just stay here in Finland. Do you think anyone would really care or notice? Wouldn’t that be nice, just pretend that none of this ever happened. I tell ‘yous, they can take this presidency and shove it where the sun don’t shine! Pocahontas would love ‘dat! No, I’ve got to just keep my head down and hope this all blows over. Collusion? please. We are just two guys interested in the same thing, keeping this ‘New World Order’ at bay, expose it for what it really is, a great big deal with the DEVIL and keep it as just another concept that has seen better days. Who wants a one world government? A one world religion, one world currency, all run by the same inbred crooked, evil bankers? All decisions being made by non-elected bureaucrats such as what the EU has now, running the whole shooting match? No thank you! America was once a proud nation, full of hope with ‘dat ‘American dream’ going on and all ‘dat… All I really want to do is golf, make some more real estate deals and perhaps meet some nice hooker with a heart of gold, you know, while my name is so hot. Is that so wrong?”
Putin: “You’re too hard on yourself Donald, no more vodka for you! Take it from an ex-KGB agent. Never let them see you sweat. Never let them know what you are thinking. Trust no one. Bury your love and fight to live another day.”
Trump: “Sounds pretty grim Vlad, I guess being Russian that sort of thing is in your blood.”
Putin: “It’s in your blood too Donald, you just don’t know it yet. Give this world leadership some time. You’ll get the hang of it. Just remember though, these NWO globalists don’t have a sense of humor and are ruthless as the day is long. Watch your back and keep your head down.”
Trump: “Good advice Vlad, thanks for being such a nice guy and meeting with me here in Helsinki, it’s been fun and quite an education. Wish me luck with all the fake news back home and please say a prayer that I get through this thing intact!”
PRESERVE THE WILDERNESS! Peace~M
