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April 30, 2020

Bad Brad!

Filed under: Blog — Michael @ 8:14 am

Greetings and salutations from the sand, sun and surf of Cape Cod, Martha’s Vineyard and the cloudy, windy, cool, cocooned and still quite marooned island of Nantucket! Good to be with you and yours on this Thirtieth Day of April, 2020, Thursday, broadcasting LIVE once again from famous Ocean Street in Historic Hyannis, a hamlet that should be hustling and bustling ‘at this juncture’, but alas it is as quiet as a church mouse, looking towards the beginning of the summer season with many a store front reading,

‘…sorry, but we’re closed’.

Good news for wildlife, trees, marshes, flowers and the salty, fresh air however;

“…far away from the things of man.”


That’s the big news lately in this ‘new normal reality TV show’ starring our very fine U.S. president Donald J. Trump, whose wonderful economy with words is enough to bring one to tears, as we await his next syllable with great eagerness.  Indeed, “The Daily Show’, only on Comedy Central, put a montage of clips together of Trump mispronouncing words right and left, introducing people with names that do not line up with their driver’s licenses, and acting like the buffoon he truly IS.

Trump got the bad news about his poll numbers, internal and external, and they were not good.  Apparently, his campaign manager Brad Parscale got an ear full yesterday and it went something like this…


“Hey Brad, I understand ‘yous got some numbers for me, hit it!”

“Well, Mr. President, things don’t look so good in Florida, Michigan, Pennsylvania, New Hampshire and Ohio.  In fact, even in Texas, Joe Biden is beating you by a point.  Want more?  Seniors are jumping ship due mostly to concerns over your handling of the corona virus and…”

“I’m gonna stop you right there you miserable little prick.  I am ‘The Donald’ and I am not going to lose to fucking ‘Sleepy’ Joe Biden, ‘dat little skirt chaser!  But who am I to talk eh?  You listen to me Brad and you listen good, we are going to turn ‘dis ‘ting around, first in Arizona where I plan to attend an event at ‘da very spiritual spot of Sedona, where ‘day to ‘dem vortexes and such, who knows, it might even cure ‘dis virus ‘ting ‘dat has it in for me, ‘dat I can tell ‘yous!  So what if I introduced people by names their mothers and fathers never dreamed of naming ‘dem?  I don’t care Brad, don’t you get ‘dat by now?  I care only about ME, ‘Da Donald’, a beloved household name ‘dat we all should be proud of, especially you Brad, my untrustworthy campaign manager!  If it didn’t cause so much more bad press coming from ‘dat so called ‘country lawyer’ and commie talk show host Joe Scarborough, I would fire you on ’dis very spot.  What day is ‘dis anyway and where am I?  I am very angry Brad, very angry.  My beloved Mar a Lago waits for me to return and yet I am stuck in ‘dis ancient dump called ‘Da White House’ going out of my fucking mind!  On top of ‘dat, I am stuck listening to half wits like you and ‘dat moronic robot Mike Pence, drone on and on about ‘ramping up testing’ and ‘dat I should probably not do any more of ‘dese fantastically successful press conferences due to the fact ‘day are hurting me politically, not to mention taking away valuable time that could be spent taking a nice nap in my cabana in Florida.  ‘Day say ‘dis ‘ting will come back even worse in the Fall, phooey!  I don’t believe a word ‘dat rat bastard ‘Fast Eddie’ Fauci has to say, ‘dat dirty, little, back stabbing, rotten munchkin’!  I hate ‘dat guy!  I know I hate you Brad for bringing me all of ‘dis useless, depressing, defeating information about my political future!  The only guy it seems I can trust is my great son-in-law Jared Kushner, who is like an angel to me, just look at ‘dat innocent face!  He has good news for me and ‘dat is why he will be rewarded handsomely in the very near future.  Plus, I give him high marks for calling our efforts in ‘dis virus ‘ting “A great American success story!  You bet it is!  “Dat I can tell ‘yous, it’s beautiful! I plan to gift him ‘da Trump Tower, even ‘doe  financially it’s under water!  God love ‘em, God love ‘em!  But, you, Brad, you are on thin ice and I hope it breaks under your feet soon enough, you back stabbing, bad breathed, balding, ugly red headed step child!  Oh, does ‘dat make you feel sad ‘dat you were adopted? and unloved?  You are a disgrace Brad, and maybe we will be testing five million people soon, or later, who knows? ‘Da point is ‘dat it’s clearly out of my hands, my jurisdiction, my pay grade and my moral compass.  I have said it once if I’ve said it a thousand times, I don’t care!  ‘Day bought ‘der tickets, day knew what ‘day were getting into,

I say,


Are you prepared to go to court?  Because I am going to slap a law suit on your sorry a## real soon, ‘dat I an tell ‘yous! Now get the hell out of my office Brad before I give you a bloody nose!”

Have a nice day ya’ll!


April 29, 2020

Lucy Goosey!

Filed under: Blog — Michael @ 9:31 am

Greetings and salutations from the sand, sun and surf of Cape Cod, Martha’s Vineyard and the stellar golden sun lit, mild, calm, magical and quite miraculous island of Nantucket! Great to be with you on a God sent Wednesday, The Twenty-Ninth Day of April, 2020, a day to be remembered in these here parts, for it has been one of the coldest, wettest Springs on record.  Just recalling a few moments ago strolling the sacred sands of Kalmus Beach, with those clear, gentle waters glistening in a blinding light, delightfully dancing on the deep blue glassy surface, tiny waves waving from distant ascended friends and Angles alike, as this humble reporter greeted this brand new day…,

In gratitude, love, joy and hope.


Indeed, a sharp contrast to the past few days of weather fit for a pirate on the high seas approaching his next victim.  Who will it be today Donald?  The great American, well most of them, governors? Most if not all who have been left to fend and lead for themselves, twisting in a nasty, narcissistic foul wind howling in from Washington D.C. Men and women doing their best to help the people they serve when it comes to this monumental hiccup in everyday life not only here in America, but around the world.

The infamous ‘press conferences’ have moved outdoors it seems, still a nauseating, non-informative, fact less, ludicrous one man show though, as the health experts have been shuffled off to the side, CEO’s taking their place on the stage of shame.  Those poor medical pros only to be asked distant, delirious questions like,

‘is it a good idea to gargle with Lysol?  Or main line it directly into your veins like a heroine addict? I think it might be, I’m just asking!  What about ‘dat bright ultra violet light, like a phaser from Star Trek?  Just best beam it on in ‘der! ’Cuase ‘dat might have some potential, believe ‘yous me! But I’m not a doctor, although, as we all know, I am smart enough, compassionate enough and disciplined enough to be one, plus I play a great one, on my favorite ‘ting in the world, on TV! Dat I can tell ‘yous!”

Yes, WE are all aware of this dunce ‘leading’ this country, a pilot in name only, with no license, no experience what so ever, and no aptitude to be doing it in the first place.  He is also flying on instruments, which means he is literally flying blind.  With more states reopening it’s doors for business, a president telling parents they should be ready to send their children back into 5G radiated, militarized, highly policed public schools, with all that fine ‘core’ rote memorization curriculum, clearly the ‘envy’ of the world, yes all this while real health and social experts are warning of an even worse outbreak of COVID-19 in the Fall, well, you can SEA why we love this guy so much!.

40 percent of this nation’s eligible voters still support this travesty at the top, a good reminder of the fact we have a plethora of morons amongst US. The power of propaganda cannot be emphasized enough, for was it not one of Trump’s heroes, Mussolini, Hitler, Goebbels, Moa Tse Tung, Stalin, Lenin, or some other killer who coined the phrase,

“…if repeat a lie over and over again, eventually it will be accepted as the truth.”

That’s where we are ALL at.  Lies, lies, lies! Opening up without real testing is folly, yet this ‘Commander-in-Chief’ does not read, let alone polls, plus, he is really not in charge and this problem, reaction, solution is all being orchestrated behind the curtain, these creatures are pulling the strings my dear friends…  The more we bark at each other and spin in the echo chambers of modern corporate media, the better.  For it gives rise to the great distraction and deception that is about it unfold.  As the economy continues on a downward spiral, with more small businesses going under, the plan is well under way.

By design.

Oh yes, there is a plan to all of this madness.  5G and it’s ill health effects will combine with a forced vaccine, with God knows what in it, that will usher in the Elite’s wet dream of a New World Order. More scarcity, more basic human rights being stripped away in the name of peace and security, more sheep led to slaughter.  This coming ‘Hunger Games’ society will start with the micro chipping of every citizens in the nation, as a one world currency is introduced amidst famine, pestilence, chaos, violence and more ‘novel’ diseases, viral, bacterial, hell, whatever these mad ’scientists’ can cook up in a la!.

Just ask that scumbag Bill Gates,

he’ll tell ya!

What a goose am I!

Have a nice day y’all!



April 27, 2020

“You were there?”

Filed under: Blog — Michael @ 7:22 am

Greetings and salutations from the sand, sun and surf of Cape Cod, Martha’s Vineyard and the raw, rainy, cold, cautious, cocooned and quite marooned island of Nantucket! Great to be with you on this gloomy, misty, foggy Monday morning, The Twenty-Seventh Day of April, 2020, broadcasting LIVE from these wet and windy streets of Ocean here in beautiful, quiet, ’socially isolated’ hub of Historic Hyannis.


This just in, on the heels of U.S. President Donald J. Trump making a fool of himself on Thursday of last week when he suggested his medical professionals and his administration use ‘ultra violet’ light, inside the ‘body’, combined with either injecting of ingesting Lysol or any deadly disinfectant therein to ‘take care’ of ‘dis COVID-19 ‘ting, indeed, not learning any lessons regarding the reality of his own insanity and ignorance, pleading the 5th if you will, by stating he ‘was being sarcastic’, groaning,

“…can’t you people take a joke?”

Instead of ramping up testing and tracking, he spent his week end “Tweeting” mean, nasty quips targeting journalists who dared raise a big red flag as to this president’s mental health, moral compass and overall capacity to continue to be the person holding the most powerful position on planet Earth.

Here are a few of the “tweets” that may have slipped through the cracks, begging the question,

“….is this man smoking actual CRACK?”

11:45 p.m., Friday,

“Dat Joe and Mika, ‘day don’t know nuttin’ and I will have my revenge on ‘dat horrible “Morning Joe” show on ‘dat commie MSNBC network, ‘dat I can tell ‘yous! ‘Cause my buddy Tommy “two talks”, Mussolini, distant cousin from ‘da old country’, yeah, from the old country, will set ‘dem straight!  Remember ‘da “God Father”? I’m gonna make ‘em an offer ‘day can’t refuse, enough said.  ‘Da people love seeing me everyday on ‘da TV, ’cause like me, most Americans spend all of ‘der time in front of ‘dis mind controlling, MK Ultra programming device ‘dat is slowly making people, especially Americans, even stupider and more hypnotized ‘dan ‘day already were.  Did I just say ‘dat, oh $hit, ‘dis Executive tweet is LIVE so I can’t delete it.  Dat’s why I get to use as many characters, more ‘dan 140, as I want.  Because I am ‘da King!  I am going to have a great press conference today, to quote Stewart Smalley, from SNL, via ‘dat rat Al Franken,

“I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog gonnit, people like me!”

Friday, Midnight;

“…and another ‘ting, Lysol is not da only disinfectant or poison we can use.  “Fast Eddie” Fauci will be fired, ‘dat I can tell ‘yous, ‘dat dirty, little munchin’ rat! He undermined me from the beginning, he was only at one out of seven briefings, recently so I am gonna fire him because he is lazy and too competent.

So, ‘dis week end, I did some research on some of ‘da porn, I mean science sections of YouTube, yeah, I looked into some liquids and vapors ‘dat might just do ‘da trick in killing ‘dis virus and potential democratic voters at the same time.  A two bird and rock ‘ting if you please.  Strychnine is a good one, very effective,  How about Hemlock?  Green Mamba snake venom?  Very deadly! How about large glasses of New Jersey swamp water? Not to mention ‘dat horrible lead filled city water of Flint, Michigan?  It’s beautiful!  You know ‘dat one of my dear family members, Dr. John Trump, may he rest in peace, was a Wile E. Coyote Super Genius, just like me,

it’s beautiful!

What, you got your Coreexit 9500, you know ‘dat dispersant ‘day used in ‘dat big oil spill in ‘da Gulf of Mexico?  Dat stuff killed most of ‘da ocean creatures and a bunch of hillbillies to boot!  Don’t you ‘tink it will do a great job with ‘dis virus?  Plus, I know I can get quite a deal on ‘dat stuff.  BP took a bath on ‘dat one! You know ‘da New York Times is saying nervous Republicans are seeing my ship sinking, even ‘da rats are leaping out of ‘dis failing, leaky, floundering boat…

Fuck ‘em.

I’ll show ‘dem all who’s boss.

Middle Finger crossed, raised and exposed with tyrannical authority!

I can’t sleep, I can’t eat, I can’t ‘tink straight!  Where did I go wrong?  And don’t tell me it’s because I am the poster boy for ‘dat ten dollar word like narcissism, I love everybody, even ‘dat nasty Joe Scarborough, and ‘da rest of ‘dat crew, who seems like ‘day not only have it in for me, ‘day want my magic ring, my illusory power, my presidency.”

Sunday 4:30 a.m.:

“It looks like it’s going to be a blue wave election, ’dis massive crisis has defeated me and ‘dis sham of so called leadership.  I will tell ‘yous ‘dis, if, and when I go down, Mitch McConnell is gonna go down with me.  He is old news and it’s time for him to go.  With friends like ‘dis, who needs enemies?  So what if he defended me at times?  He will save his own skin before he saves mine.  I ‘tink, because of my performances in dese wonderful press conferences during the past few weeks, not only will I lose miserably, but so will old men like McConnell, who does less in a day ‘dan I do.  And ‘dat’s saying a lot.  I am a 40 percent president, and ‘dat means I am going down.  But, for all ‘dat, some of ‘dese idiots with an “R” next to their name, like Marco Rubio of Florida, God Bless him, still holds my mantle and shines my shoes.  ‘Dat won’t be forgotten.

I am tired, I ‘tink I am going to sign out now.  Please tune in today to my ‘trash talk happy hour’ at White House press conference, I will do my best to make up more minds to fire my sad, pathetic a$$.

You were there?


Trump out!”

Have a powerful, pioneering, prosperous, prayerful week ahead folks!


April 24, 2020

Airtight Insanity…

Filed under: Blog — Michael @ 7:35 am

Greetings and salutations from the sand, sun and surf of Cape Cod, Martha’s Vineyard and the cool, rainy, rowdy, raucous, raw island of Nantucket! Great to be with you on this soggy Friday morning, The Twenty-Fourth Day of April, 2020, broadcasting LIVE from famous Ocean Street here in historic and deep hub of Hyannis…


Donald J. Trump is neither morally, spiritually, or mentally FIT to be OUR ‘Commander-in-Chief’.

This clown stated yesterday, during the White House’ press “conference”‘, a.k.a., “Trump’s Trash Talk Happy Hour(s)”, brought froth it’s clearest proof of that previous statement to date.  Sea Cape Cod will translate this ‘press conference’ in Swedish, for like this reporter, as much as he adores said country, he can’t speak the language.

“Eh ohhh!  How is my favorite TV fake news reporters?  As you know, we are very advanced in testing, more than any other country in the world (per capita less than 1%), and I think we are doing a terrific job, just terrific.  It’s beautiful, ‘dat I can tell ‘yous.  But, I am not here to talk about ‘dat ‘fact’, no sir! I am here to talk about light, da ultra violent kind!  We plan to introduce light and Lysol into the body to kill this COVID ‘ting.  ‘Dat’s right folks, heat and light can kill ‘dis ‘ting, right Dr. Birks?, Where’s Fauci?  He’ll back me up, ‘dat little, dirty munchin’, listen I’m just wondering if we can apply light and heat, like a gas chamber to kill ‘dis monster.  But really, I am more interested in people injecting Lysol directly into their big, fat overweight bodies.  If it kills ’sem, ‘day were probably going to die of ‘da virus anyway, at least ‘yous can say we tried with ‘da disinfectants! Eh ooohhhh!  So what if ‘dat British company Lysol recently stated, “we must be clear that these products should not be injected or ingested by anyone for any reason, especially when it comes to treating this deadly virus”…,

fuck ‘em!

They don’t know what they are talking about.  Look at ‘dat fish tank cleaner, Hydroxychloroquine, I ‘tink it is?  Hey, what was the name of ‘dat guy who died?  Good riddance to him, he was never a true cult member in my Wile E. Coyote super genius talent filled game show called ‘The United States of America!”  I am not a doctor, but look at me!  I’m playing one on TV! And believe it or not, half of ‘dese out-to-lunch (curbside delivery if ‘daze are lucky), lazy, ignorant, stupid Americans believe everything I say, and ‘dat number will only go up when Joe Scarborough gargles with ’dis minty taste of ‘a miracle disinfectant’ and finds ‘dat I was right all along! ‘Dat dirty, rotten, cable news host Schmuck!

One world script, one voice, one currency;

one ,

New World Order…

‘Cause ‘ole Joe, Mr. smarty pants, will someday realize ‘dat I just saved his life, or did I? He is now completely clear of ‘da virus, not to mention his noncompliant, arrogant, higher than thou behavior, ’cause nuttin’ can live in his body or mind now, he’s immune and looking quite pale, completely controlled, and for ‘dat, he should ‘tank me.

I don’t know why he is always so angry with me, I was only trying to help!  Fox News applauds, parades, pampers and parrots my insanity, it’s an insane airtight relationship, scripted for the sheep’s ultimate slaughter. ‘Day were on board with my brilliant cost cutting idea of “Da EZ Bake Oven”, ’cause we combine da heat and light ‘dat kills ‘dis ‘ting right?  What, too German? Spark it up!  We might have to name it something else doe, copy write infractions is a big business you know!

Eh oohhhh!

‘Dis is beautiful folks, just beautiful!

I couldn’t have written it any better!

Don’t forget tip your waitresses folks! Oh my, is ‘dat sexist?  ’Dose of ‘yous ‘dat know me laugh, ’cause ‘yous knows ‘daat’s ‘da least of my problems brother! So, if “Morning Joe” and his crew, like Joe’s wife Mika, who claimed I don’t read, I read Mika! I read lots and lots of Marvel comics, ’cause I got a special eye for good drawings, plus I read lots and lots of books on tape, you know, all about dictators like Hitler, Mao tse Tung, Mussolini and Stalin baby! Yeah, so if dose idiots on MSNBC don’t take my advice about ultra violent light somehow flashed into the body of ‘dese worthless Americans who don’t vote for me, yeah, if ‘dey don’t take my wisdom of injecting or ingesting Lysol into the arm or belly, or drinking it with some fresh ice, yeah, if ‘day don’t like ’da fact I am trying my best to find a cure, then they can go fuck themselves!  I am the president, I am the leader, I am the authority;

and one more ‘ting,

“I am your new president, from this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish, silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside, so we can check.”

(credit: Woody Allen’s great film, circa 1971, “Bananas”),

‘Dat way, we will know who is clean;

and who is dirty!

Trump out!”

Have a joyous, gentle, peaceful, loving, laughing, secure week end folks!

May the FORCE be with you!



April 22, 2020

Gaia’s Gold

Filed under: Blog — Michael @ 11:41 am

Greetings and salutations from the sand, sun and surf of Cape Cod, Martha’s Vineyard and the partly sunny, cold, windy, wicked island of Nantucket! Great to be with you and yours on this ‘Earth Day’, The Twenty-Second Day of April, 2020, a frigid Wednesday dawning on the beach running that’s for sure, witnessing a gorgeous Greater Black Back having a nice crab breakfast on those golden sands of Kalmus Beach as a golden sun rose majestically over the Outer Harbor of Hyannis, winds howling in from the West at forty knots, allowing for even more social distancing.

Not a soul to SEA,

which is fine with me.

…No one there I wanted to talk to anyway.

One, among many other, silver linings in this whole viral debacle is that, on this fiftieth anniversary of said “Earth Day”, beginning in 1970 if those numbers are right, with said ’social distancing’, ’staying at home’, isolating and wondering, ‘what the hell happened to the world?’, man is using less dirty energy, i.e. oil, thus, there has been a 5 percent reduction in green house gasses, such as carbon.

A phenomenon that has not occurred since the advent of the Industrial Revolution at the turn of the 19th century. Almost all of the ‘things of man’ shut down, allowing my birds, whales, dolphins, coyotes, chipmunks, sharks, trees, flowers and sea grasses alike to breathe a giant, cleansing, sublime sigh of relief, perhaps allowing Mother Gaia to heal just a little before that jack a$$ Donald Trump and his corporate controllers put ‘the country back to work’ again, allowing more pollution to fill our air, soil and beautiful bodies of water.

God Help US!

Like our own soul, we have but one planet, plane of existence if you please. As a collective, we must cherish and protect it beyond all else.  This matters, of course, not to the college of corporations, not to sick psychopathic predators like Rockefeller and Rothschild, whose blatant blind eye to what their empires have done to this Divine Dynasty we all share freely has been recorded in the Book of Life, and at some ‘juncure’ in the future, will be reckoned with.

Condemned for all eternity.

So many species have gone extinct during this past century, and for that my heart breaks in half.

I only wish the powers that be, presently, will meet the same fate.

Hug a Cedar tree today folks!

Sing hello to a Cardinal!

Wave to a Right whale,

…if you get the chance!


April 21, 2020

“I take no responsibility.”

Filed under: Blog — Michael @ 7:53 am

Greetings and salutations from the sand, sun and surf of Cape Cod, Martha’s Vineyard and the golden sun lit, mild, light winded, whispering, wild island of Nantucket! Great to be with you on this 21st day of April, 2020, Tuesday, ‘the calm before the storm’, for even with the bright beautiful early Spring skies here on Ocean Street in Hyannis, a storm is on the horizon, akin to Governors of ‘red states’ opening much of it’s society even amidst the virus that has taken control of the nation’s narrative…

Of course, Donald, “I take no responsibility”, Trump is more interested in taking pot shots at cable news show hosts like Joe Scarborough of MSNBC’s “Morning Joe”, the polar opposite of say a “Fox & Friends”, acting as Mussolini’s, I mean Trump’s useless, idiotic mouthpieces, lo, the “Commander-in-Chief” is far more obsessed with ‘Tweeting’ insults to a man simply attempting to convey relevant facts and information than he is in responsibly dealing with a global pandemic that will usher in perhaps the next great depression.

Here is a private tweet the president recently sent out into cyber space, it’s target, you guessed it, our friend Joe, whose good natured sense of humor rose once again above this junior high school crap that has turned the Executive into a laughing stock amongst those with half a clue.


“‘Dis tweet will be more ‘dan da 140 characters usually allotted ‘dis genius addition to the fascinating world of ‘da internet.  It’s beautiful to be ‘da King!  Beautiful!  ‘Dat I can tell ‘yous!  I like TV, ‘dat is no joke, in fact, ‘dat is what I do most of my waking hours.  I like to watch… But, I must admit, I turn on ‘dis Morning Joe and I am intrigued with ‘dis guy, eh ooh!  The moxie of ‘dis guy to go up against one of the greatest gangsta’s who ever ran for ‘dis high office is quite impressive.  I do best when I have a villain, and I am getting bored with ‘da virus, ’cause it seems like it’s losing it’s steam.  Real problems demand real solutions, and ’dat takes real work.  I hate work, unless it’s shooting Joe a nasty look via ‘dis great tweet ting, and even ’doe you might call me a crook, please don’t give me ‘da hook, just ’cause I make self contradictions all day long, after all, ‘dat’s my nook.  I am some kind of a special genius and ‘dat is said about me far and wide.  I get so mad sometimes, ’cause ’dat Joe ‘tinks he knows so much, but I am just trying to hang on for ‘da next ten minutes.  It’s hard to be me joe, and believe you me, even ‘do I ‘tink I hate you, I have to admit, you make some good points about my overall lack of vision, purpose, protocol, priorities, and power.  Yes, ‘dat’s right, power.  On ‘da one hand I got all ‘dis power as president right?  On ‘da odder, I don’t.  For it has been explained to me recently ‘dat da world is not how it seems, ‘da real powers presently pull my strings everyday and sometimes ‘dat hurts.  It hurts my feelings, my ego and my trick knee.  Nobody really likes me Joe, except you, ’cause I know deep down inside, you are pulling for me to take my giant, orange head out of ’da proverbial sand, turn off ’da TV, put down my new toy called twitter and get to work combatting ‘dis dreadful COVID-19 ‘ting.  I’m a wreck Joe, please don’t ask me to stop watching, ’cause it’s what I live for lately!  Tanks for being such a great pal and good luck with the ratings!  You deserve it!  Best to Mika and ‘da crew!  Trump out!”


April 20, 2020

Alternate reality

Filed under: Blog — Michael @ 8:02 am

Greetings and salutations from the sand, sun and surf of Cape Cod, Martha’s Vineyard and the cloudy, mild, calm, cocooned and marooned island of Nantucket! Great to be with you on this grey Monday morning, April 20th, 2020, another super day to ’stay home’ and watch “Leave it to Beaver” reruns on TBS, witnessing slick ’Eddie Haskell’ lie to not only ‘The Beave’, but to his upstanding family that he never had, Mr. and Mrs. Cleaver. Whose wholesome good influence and confidence–devoid of any alcohol problems, marital infidelities, drug addictions, domestic violence–seemed to never have a blip on their radar screen, living life in a perfect picture that presented a model American middle class family in the 1950’s who could always work things out, even if they were living said life in a bubble that resembled nothing of the real world all around them.

The more things change the more they remain the same.

The average citizen has no clue what is really going on, as they go about aimlessly in their ‘alternate reality’, not knowing who to believe and what course of action they should take for themselves and their family.  Under all of the muck, lies the truth, which will someday come out.

Make no mistake about it, ’something is rotten in Denmark’, for as the “Wizard of Oz”, circa 1938, continues to pull magic levers and release billowing multicolored smoke combined with loud, menacing noises, bellowing to any who dared question his motives and wisdom, leadership and courage,

“…pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!”

Control the masses is the first domino to fall in this game of cat and mouse.

Predictive programming, via movies, corporate mass media, newspapers and internet fodder, introduces this ‘new normal’ in bits and pieces, like a jig saw puzzle, all connected and when put together properly, make clear the image already created, put into place by ‘conspiracy theorists’, who are mocked for daring to ask the question,

‘…why doesn’t the ‘emperor’ have any clothes on?’

Remember Agenda 21/30, remember 5G fallout, remember Ted Turner (card carrying member of the Elite class, the one tenth percent of the one percent, founder/owner of CNN, stating his desire to drop the world’s population by the billions, coupled with scum bags like Bill Gates and his angle with vaccines, filled with God knows what!

coming to a friendly pharmacy near you soon,

forced vaccines mind you.

“Gee Dad, I never thought about it like that”.

“That’s OK Beaver, just do what you are told and never rock the boat, or question authority.”

Have a powerful, pioneering, prosperous week ahead folks!


April 19, 2020

Abby normal!

Filed under: Blog — Michael @ 8:04 am

Greetings and salutations from the sand, sun and surf of Cape Cod, Martha’s Vineyard and the pure golden sun lit, mild, calm, cool, 24 karat gold island of Nantucket! Great to be with you on The Nineteenth Day of April, 2020, another stunning morning here on Ocean Street, Hyannis’ favorite path, for it leads to nature’s promise of connection, coalition and cohabitation with creatures not associated with man and his ‘problems’…

We have no problems;

only solutions…

It seems this species is always in trouble.  You never SEA a whale complain about anything, save all the bloody pollution still being spewed into our most treasured bodies of water.  In fact, I can’t think of one human on this plane who doesn’t squawk about this or that at some point in their lives.

Gratitude is the attitude one must strive for.  Simultaneously tuning out the noise emanating from one’s electronic device of choice, because after all, when ‘they’ own all the airwaves, they can bend the information in any way they want.  You and yours the culpable, unknowing victims of massive mind control that has no beginning and no end.

Think about how much ‘time’ you waste listening to everybody talk, talk, talking about this current virus of the decade.  97% of America is under some kind of lock down, with a dark fog of gloomy projections regarding our former ‘normal’, ushering in the new ‘Abby normal’, (credit: Gene Wilder in the classic Mel Brooks film, “Young Frankenstein”, circa 1974, also starring beautiful Terri Garr), sadly reflecting all of the neurosis held so dear by the masses who give it power and an alternate ‘reality’.

The powers that were have a captive audience presently, held in check by the constant bombardment of corporate media hor$e$hit 5G military grade, millimeter microwaved, radically radiated at said little people 24/7, as they wait in line for food, gas and toilet paper.

And some light from above to save them from their current situation.

Scarcity is one of the weapons used by the Elite, to wit they wield this callous, bloody sword, instilling fear, anxiety, lies, orders, and repercussions should they not be abided by.

So as WE go forward into the Spring, Summer, Fall and next Winter, repeating the cycle again and again, remember this one clear FACT:

You are in charge of your own mind, body and soul.

Therefore, you have the power to change your life at will.

Do not be fooled by those who wish you harm.

Go forward and hug a tree, it does not require any social distancing;

that goes double for all of the wild brothers and sisters, of the land, sea and air, we share this beautiful  Earth with!

Friends of the furry variety…

Have a super Sunday folks!


April 17, 2020

Average Americans

Filed under: Blog — Michael @ 7:01 am

Greetings and salutations from the sand, sun and surf of Cape Cod, Martha’s Vineyard and the golden sun risen, cold, breezy, beautiful, bouncy island of Nantucket! Great to be with you on this Friday morning, The Seventeenth Day of April, 2020, another gorgeous a.m. here on Ocean Street in Historic Hyannis, where social distancing is ignored by seagulls and seals alike, unaware of human problems and protocols, thankful for the break in unnatural activity that leads to pollution and gridlock.


Yesterday, during “Trump’s Trash Talk Happy Hour”, this nation learned we are about to reopen America for ‘business as usual?’, albeit by stages, fingers crossed, right Donald?  Indeed, the president is doubling down on his bet to beat this virus and it’s deadly consequences, blindly, without the aid of ample testing and tracking, hurtling towards a reelection bid that may or may not come to a fruition he might like.

Regardless of the risk to average Americans.

After all, is this not what it is all about?  Big businesses will get the money they need, but small and medium size businesses will get little to no piece of the pie, with 350 Billion going, going, gone (monies allotted for said small businesses), leaving millions of shop owners twisting in the wind.

While this is all going on, 5G is being rolled out from coast to coast, with little to no coverage of this coming health debacle, for these lethal millimeter waves that will be hitting the public soon, most likely bringing about more health concerns than even this strange, mysterious, elusive virus no one really knows anything about.  Such as where did it originate from?  Not the country, but the source.

Trump’s move to allow U.S. governors to make the call as to when they will open back up their individual economies, was a shrewd move.  Remembering that this man’s sole goal is to be reelected.  Thus, he must bring the economy back as fast as possible, even if it conflicts with human collateral damage that will come to pass due to missing the mark on so many fronts.

From the beginning to the end of a virus that could have been lessened if we only had proper testing.

Have a wonderful week end folks!



April 16, 2020

talk, talk, talk…

Filed under: Blog — Michael @ 7:02 am

Greetings and salutations from the sand, sun and surf of Cape Cod, Martha’s Vineyard and the clear dawning, cool, calm, cautious island of Nantucket! Good to be with you and yours on this Sixteenth Day of April, 2020, Thursday, broadcasting LIVE from the hallowed shores of Historic Hyannis, home to JFK Memorial, whose voice of reason, empathy and kindness can be heard, like the ocean,

…if you listen really hard.

Trump’s war on science will continue as he pushes to open back up the economy by May 1st.  He has cut funding to the World Health Organization, fundamentally another scape goat this weak, feckless ‘leader’ uses to mask his complete and utter failure to find solutions, as he pushes forth chaos and fear in his reelection bid that will most likely end in his ultimate defeat.

For here we have a man who believes that opening this economy back up can be done without ample testing and tracking, ushering back confidence from the average American worker, who does not want to go back to work if it may mean they could infect their own family.

Trust is earned.

Trump never used to Defense Production Act to the degree FDR did during World War II.  His lack of vision and empathy, seriousness and sobriety are clear for ALL to SEA! The unemployment numbers will rival the Great Depression soon with more employees fearing they will never get those jobs back again.

One thing remains the same however, “Trump’s Trash Talk Happy Hour”, chalk full of useless information, self congratulations, self pity, self riotousness, in a word, SELF.

At no time in our history have we had political rallies, disguised as White House press conferences, forced upon US by an incompetent nincompoop, whose sole goal is ratings, ratings, ratings!  Corporate welfare trumps, if you will excuse the horrible pun and word, common welfare, and that could not be any more evident than small businesses seeking loans from large banks.  If you own a yacht or a private plane, you will be able to attain that loan, for obvious reasons, creating an even bigger Grand Canyon gap between the haves and the have nots.

With all this happy talk about ‘caring for our neighbor’, it is, after all, just that,


Talk is cheap, action is a leap.

“When the going gets tough, the tough get going.”

May the LIGHT of GOOD be with small businesses, and all of the people that work at these vital veins in the body of this great Republic that is crumbling before our very eyes.

Have a great day!


April 14, 2020

“…dark side of the moon.”

Filed under: Blog — Michael @ 7:27 am

Greetings and salutations from the sand, sun and surf of Cape Cod, Martha’s Vineyard and the golden sun it, clear azure sky led, calm, mild, serene island of Nantucket! Great to be with you on a beautiful Tuesday morning, The Fourteenth Day of April, 2020, quiet a contrast to yesterday’s wild storm that powerfully ripped through the region with authority, leaving behind no prisoners.

Just like “Trump’s Trash Talk Happy Hour”, the broadly televised, nauseating White House press briefings, where fact has become fiction and fiction has become fact. TV is the new alternative reality.  Lo, embrace a daily dose of “The Donald” most reporters must endure as they are belittled by a man whose calling was mixed up in the mire, as he most certainly is more suited to be a janitor at a rural church than to be the leader of the free world.  His illusions and sad delusions are far and wide, deep and dark, for here we have a man who ‘thinks’ he is the King of this great Republic, when in reality, is just a puppet on a string.

Answering only to the real powers behind the scenes who are using him as the great diversion to mask what may come next…

If they have their way.

Witnessing these ‘press briefings’ is akin to dropping some acid in Boulder and then attending a ‘Brit Floyd’ show at Red Rocks Amphitheater in Morrison, Colorado. Sure, you may be tripping your a$$ off, but you have to admit, you can’t beat that sweet, sultry sound!

“You are a fake, you are fake news.”

Mr. President, we can all agree to some degree on the validity/credibility of many so called news outlets, i.e. Fox News, what with the cookie cutter scripts and all. But for God’s sakes man, have some dignity and respect for this office that once was considered sacred and to some degree Holy.

Can you imagine OUR 35th U.S. President John F. Kennedy standing at the small White House press room podium in this year 2020, intently listening to him berate reporters because he didn’t have a credible answer to their important queries?  Going so far as to call them ‘nasty’ and such? Unbecoming does not do it justice.

No, you could not.

People’s lives are not fake, nor is the substance of these questions brought forth by your insistence to be on stage so you can reap the rewards of good ratings.



So take another hit of ‘dat phat “Sunshine Splash” and get off your high horse!  Mello out man!  Fly back to Mar a Lago and play some golf.

WE all will have a better day!

“…I’ll meet you on the dark side of the moon!”



April 13, 2020

Wooden nickels… (2.0)

Filed under: Blog — Michael @ 8:18 am

Greetings and salutations from the sand, sun and surf of Cape Cod, Martha’s Vineyard and the stormy, wicked windy, wild, mild, pale, ghostly white island of Nantucket! Great to be with you on this Thirteenth Day of April, 2020, coming to ‘ya LIVE from famous Ocean Street in Hyannis, on an ominous start to the “work” week, with this Monday offering up 80 mile per hour winds this afternoon;

batten down the hatches!

The complete failure of the Trump administration is clear for anyone to SEA.  When looking back in ‘time’, via Netflix documentary about this fallible Commander-in-Chief when he was just a puppy, his ghost written book, a best seller,  “The Art of the Deal”, sums this man up to the tee, for his inaction when speaking of this virus parallels his failure at the Taj Mahal, casino in Atlantic City, New Jersey, where his giant EGO took a bite too big to chew.  Opening back up the economy on May 1st is insane.  With less than 1 percent of the U.S. population being tested for “COVID-19“, while said flawed administration and president insisting ‘…we are doing a great job with testing’, ‘beautiful’, one must ask the question,

“…how many lives is this clown going to take with him?”

Americans want answers, not lies.  The new normal has taken center stage and even if this folly from the top filters down to Main Street, U.S.A., most of this nation’s citizens will not pack churches, fill malls, go to dinner, meet with friends at large concerts, no sir!  Most will remain in fear and trepidation as we go forward into the unknown, as the overall economy is completely decimated.

Perhaps the plan all along.

Problem, reaction, solution!

Control mass perception,


Control is the ultimate goal my friends…

“Hello, McFly, is this thing on?”

(credit: the classic film, circa 1985, “Back to the Future”, starring Michael J. Fox)

For what better way to introduce a one world economy, one world currency and one world order?

The aspirations of the true powers that pull the strings of this two bit used car salesman are deep and dark, secret, savage and salacious.  Look out for 5G technology, coupled with the coming forced vaccine to ‘control’ this outbreak;

…nano dusted, microchiped and tuned into Almighty AI, controlling your actions, thoughts and aspirations.

SEA what will transpire!

In short, ‘time’ will tell that this pandemic was planned by dark forces to control the masses via fear and uncertainty, forcing most to be dependent upon the state, keeping the masses in a state of perpetual fog, as they tune into Trump’s ridiculous press conferences that offer nothing but hot air and old, irrelevant ‘facts’ that don’t add up to a pile of wooden nickels.

This is all by design…

When he was that fresh faced lad, Donald J. Trump was nothing more than a publicity whore. ” The 80’s” offered up this ‘celebrity’ with great affection, never knowing he would eventually become our president. Who would have thought, after becoming such, he would be charged with tackling a virus beyond his pay grade?  We could not have a more inept, idiotic, imbecile ‘in charge’, this useful puppet, of a country at this moment in our history.

Even if the Executive is not a smoke screen.

Indeed, real historians, like John Meacham, will look back on the blunders of early January, February and March, and well into April, of this year, and point to Trump’s colossal fumble of both containment and mitigation measures that would have saved tens of thousands of lives.  Not to mention the trillions of dollars in economic losses.

His attitude could be summed up by an old SNL skit, where, in the tradition of a “60 Minutes” type one-on- one journalistic debate, the old white man, explaining to his female counterpart, in a cold, callous, cold voice, devoid of any trace of human compassion, love or kindness, speaking of the plane crash yet to come;

“…Shana, they bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into,

I say,

let ‘em CRASH!”

God’s speed America, God’s speed!


April 12, 2020

Happy Easter!

Filed under: Blog — Michael @ 7:33 am

Greetings and salutations from the sand, sun and surf of Cape Cod, Martha’s Vineyard and the golden sun risen, calm, quiet, sacred island of Nantucket!  Great to be with you on this glorious Easter Sunday morning, The Twelfth Day of April, 2020, broadcasting LIVE from famous Ocean Street, in beautiful Hyannis. Just back from the horn of Kalmus Beach, walking and witnessing perhaps the most stunning sunrise this humble reporter has ever seen.


Hope is what WE have in this day, for it represents rebirth, renewal, resurrection and redemption.  Cleansing oneself in the light, immersing the past, celebrating the future and relishing the present is all we really have. Loved ones, strangers, friends, neighbors, all make up that rich texture and tapestry, decorating said lives in ways we will never truly comprehend, yet we feel that connection in a deep and profoundly mystical fashion.  Embracing what really matters and what does not.

In this interesting ‘time’ period every human being is experiencing presently, remember to take these moments of solitude to reengage in the authentic self, devoid of previously conceived notions of who and what you truly ARE.

For you are nothing less than the trees or the stars;

you have a right to be here.

It is still a beautiful world,

strive to be happy.

My very best to you and yours on this blessed, graced, powerful Easter morning from little old Cape Cod,

…and the islands!


April 10, 2020

Good Friday!

Filed under: Blog — Michael @ 7:40 am

Greetings and salutations from the sand, sun and surf of Cape Cod, Martha’s Vineyard and the pink and purple sun risen, breezy, cool, cocooned, 24 karat gold island of Nantucket! Great to be with you on The Tenth Day of April, 2020, broadcasting LIVE from Ocean Street here in Historic Hyannis, ‘the hub of Cape Cod’.  A quiet, sobering, reflective ‘Good Friday’, as the nation and world at large wrestles with this ‘new normal’ that has been ‘randomly’ instituted upon them via a viral strain that no one has dared to deconstruct;


Some two thousand years plus years have passed since the man many called Jeshua, or Jesus, walked this earth, culminating in his grizzly death on the cross, commemorated by this most Holy Day.  The three years prior to this event, carried out by ruling Romans of that era, Pontius PIlate being the man who ‘washed his hands and sealed his fate’, orchestrated by the Jewish high priests in power, the Sanhedrin, Jesus became a dominant figure amongst the people, speaking of wild ‘theories’, such as ‘love another as one loves himself’, ‘blessed are the meek’, or, perhaps the most controversial,

‘…the first will be last, and the last will be first.’

As he, riding a donkey, his twelve loyal Apostles, his Mother, Mary Magdalene, and others, walked into the city gates of ancient, sacred Jerusalem, it was known to Him that this would not be a long visit.  His passion, his suffering, his death and ultimate resurrection, became well known throughout the coming civilizations yet to come.  Moreover, the message He brought forth with no ego, no angle, no benefit to Him, has stood the test of ‘time’, mirroring His ascension, offering the greatest gift of example for the common man or woman to exercise at will.  An eternal graced gift that introduces what He spoke of, for He was ‘not of this world’, indeed, making it clear, because He walked his talk;

“…paying no attention to the things of this world, focusing rather on His Father’s Kingdom in Heaven.”

Jesus was able to transcend the mortality of man at will, thereby proving death could not hold Him.  His passion on the cross set free the true believers, releasing them from their sins.  The ultimate sacrifice of LOVE for many a man who hammered in the final nail, and pierced his body with a bloody sword.

His final words,

“Forgive them Father, for they know not what they do.”

Jesus has given hope to many who never had it to begin with.  Faith to even the hardest of heads.  Love to lepers and legends alike.  Power to the powerless.  Spring to an endless winter.  Joy to tear stained eyes.  Food to the hungry.  Shelter to those in the rain.  Confidence to those in doubt.  Faith in the face of folly.  Reflection, silent prayer and meditation to anxious and fearful minds, and a new dawn that will defeat the darkness and usher in a brilliant, blinding, All Powerful Loving LIGHT that will shine forever.

New Earth to enter into the next Age.

May you all SEA and feel this light of compassion, empathy, kindness and TRUTH.

Exposing this ‘reality’ for what it truly IS.

Have a blessed day folks!


April 9, 2020

A captive audience…

Filed under: Blog — Michael @ 7:30 am

Greetings and salutations from the sand, sun and surf of Cape Cod, Martha’s Vineyard and the white golden sun rising, cool, magical low, transparent ghost cloud driven island of Nantucket! Great to be with you on this gorgeous Thursday morning, The Ninth Day of April, 2020, booming to ‘ya LIVE from Ocean Street in haunted Historic Hyannis;

“…where old world shadows hang heavy in the air.”

One must remember that the world has not stopped ’spinning’ because of this “COVID-19″ madness gripping nearly every human being on the plane.  As Shakespeare said many moons ago, ‘…something is rotten in Denmark,’ and at this critical juncture in this early 21st Century, that could not be more apparent.

Dark Forces have not let up their fight in the real war of our ‘time’.  The powers that were will continue to use ‘global’ corporate media outlets and their vast wealth/eroding power to keep human souls imprisoned in a state of perpetual fear and anxiety that creates poisonous cells in the body leading to diminished immunity, and ultimately less than ideal health.  Creating bodies vulnerable to underlying health issues and in many cases death.

A journey, not a destination.

Real science will open up truths, will expose the LIGHT which is the ultimate goal to begin with.

How better to keep the sheep in line?


Too costly and destructive, difficult to deceive.


Climate Change?

Economic destruction?

Seizing of basic human rights?

How about a global pandemic?


Look beyond ‘ye ‘ole TV!

Don’t believe everything you read or SEA on said propaganda delivery device.  Open up your mind to new thoughts and truisms that will eventually replace the old and usher in the new.

“Pay no attention to the MAN behind the curtain!”

(credit: “The Wizard of Oz”, circa 1938)

Have a nice day!


April 8, 2020

Forest for the trees…

Filed under: Blog — Michael @ 8:38 am

Greetings and salutations from the sand, sun and surf of Cape Cod, Martha’s Vineyard and the damp, dreary, depressing, daunting, dashing island of Nantucket! Great to be with you on this Eighth Day of April, 2020, Wednesday, broadcasting LIVE from Ocean street’s wet and wild shores, with Historic Hyannis wondering what happened to OUR country, lo, this great Republic, the grand experiment? What happened to uncommon leadership skills? What happened to critical thinking devoid of any political ambitions?

What happened to basic human compassion, kindness and clear consciousness?

MSNBC’s fine morning show, “Morning Joe”, ushered forth an angry anchor by way of Joe Scarborough, whose ire was raised sky high regarding U.S. president Donald J. Trump’s failure on so many fronts, i.e. travel bans with no teeth, ignoring memos from his own admiration who cautioned this buffoon as to just how dangerous COVID-19 will be in this nation, shining the LIGHT on the lies, the contradictory quotes, his hypocrisy in general, bringing Joe’s voice to a fevered pitch that most Americans who have a clue socially distanced feel with great zeal.

On February 26th of this year, President Trump spoke to FOX News’ rodeo clown Sean  Hannity, squeezing his big, fat, red nose, both his own and said reporter’s, making an awful high pitched squeak, never heard before on planet earth, yes, he infamously said then and now,

“…yeah Sean, so good to SEA you my brother from anotha mutha, how are things going over at my favorite noise factory?  Anyway, yeah, we have 15 cases of ‘dis corona virus ‘ting, soon to be zero, we’ve got this under control.  That I can tell ‘yous!  I think we have done a tremendous job, eh ooh! it’s a  beautiful ‘ting!  I mean really beautiful if you look at ‘da job, it’s out of ‘dis world I tell ‘yous!  It’s beautiful Sean!  You know Sean I once killed a man in Reno just to watch him die, but I digress, you know, ‘dese dangerous MSNBC, CNN, CBS, ABC reporters must be silenced somehow, you know, da one’s I am frightened of,? ‘Cause dey are gonna expose my weak, feckless ‘cheerleader for America’ press conferences, devoid of any real evidence ‘dat I really did do a ‘great job’ when it comes to ‘dis ‘Chinese Virus’, yeah, ‘dese tough guys like Scarborough can kiss my ugly, enormous, substantial, pampered, ivory white ass, ’cause like ’da fiasco in Wisconsin yesterday, where tens of thousands of people were basically forced to vote, via a viral gerrymandered Republican controlled state of law makers, in an important judicial election for ‘dat state’s Supreme Court–in the middle of a global pandemic mind you–tilling the ground for November elections, banning ’da thought of ‘mail in ballots’, for ‘dat would spell ‘da end for my hideous run as ‘dis nation’s president.  Please don’t ”tink of me as a giant, ‘nasty’ hypocrite, even ’doe I recently mailed mine from ’da golf course at Mar a Lago, because I can.  yYah, yeah, ‘dat’s right, it sets the coming double standard of my reelection in the Fall.  Am I rambling?  I don’t think so, I am getting great ratings, better than “The Apprentice” and I never thought I would say ‘dat!  Eh ooh, ‘dey love me Sean, I know you do!  And because ‘day love me, along with my inner circle of dipshit family members, ‘day will vote me back in.  What was the question again?  Oh, yeah, sorry I am a little out of it today, too much Ensure, ‘ya Sean, we have ‘dis all under control, Dis virus ‘dat will go away, a real miracle, believe me Sean, I’m a smart guy, some might go as far to say ‘dat I’m some kind of special genius, I guess I get it from my amazing blood line.  Really Joe, pay no attention to the man behind the curtain and for God’s sakes, don’t listen to people like Joe Scarborough, for he, and his partners in crime, Mika, Willie, Mike Barnacle , and ‘da rest of ‘da MSNBC crew who called me incompetent, yeah,, yous’ will pay for your blind insolence and intolerance for ‘dis simple, yet brilliant superman from Queens, New York!  ’Dat I can tell ‘yous… And ”dat goes double for da rest of ‘dem damn critics of my amazing , ‘most excellent adventure’ of ‘leading’ this once great, now tainted, corrupt, corporate kleptocracy forward via my sick, slick style, my lack of intellect, my stumbling, bumbling incompetence.  Ever and  always a footlocker full of fumbling folly ‘dat will cost many American lives, as we decimate the economy for years, perhaps decades to come, eh ooh!  Don’t blame me, blame yourselves for electing ‘Da Donald’…  The nature of our voting will now be about partisan-$hit, not people. Did you get a look at ‘dat spokesperson in a full hazmat suit in Wisconsin? Very funny stuff! He was trying to calm and convince Wiscoons voters ‘dat there is not danger in being around large numbers of people?  It’s like ‘dat great actor Kevin Bacon in ’da 1978 film, “Animal House”, streaming to the crowd, with no one listening, as the band, parade and people break into mass chaos, “…do not fear, all will be well, all is well?”  ‘Den, hilariously, he is run over by the band, flattened like a pancake. LOL. ‘Dat is how I am going to win.dis Fall . Mass Anxiety will propel me forward, you know ‘dat?  I want to keep people in fear, I don’t want ‘dem to feel comfortable.  Ever! That’s real leadership!  I may not read Mika, but I watch a lot of TV, especially ‘dem old movies about dictators like Stalin, Mussolini, Napoleon, Hitler and Chinese premier Xi, whose iron fist dictatorship inspires me so.  Keep ‘em wondering who has ‘dis virus, ‘dat’s ‘da ticket!  ‘Dat is precisely why we don’t have enough tests, it’s designed ‘dat way!  Watching all ‘dose Wisconsin people standing in line to vote in a hail storm, yeah in a loaded, gerrymandered election stands as the model for what will happen come November, for we will force people still facing ‘dis pandemic to go out and vote in person, not by mail, ipso facto, propelling me, Donald J. Trump, back into ‘da White House for another four years.  So what if more people die in ’da process?  You gotta break some eggs if yous’ are gonna make an omlete, and I can tell ‘yous ‘dis, my Mexican maid makes a mean omelet,  you should stop by Sean when ‘yous are in Florida, I’ll have her whip you one right up! ‘Dey obviously can’t SEA ‘da forest for ‘da trees. All I can say in closing Sean is ‘dat I am truly grateful to ‘reporters’ like you and the rest on FOX News, radio goblins like Rush Limbaugh, and all ‘da ‘odder hacks who do ‘da dark side’s bidding every day, without question.  Real soldiers in ‘da real war. Understanding ’da importance of ‘da chain of command.  Eh ooh!  Don’t forget to tip your waitresses, I mean corporate CEO’s in ‘dis stressful, foggy, frightening time!  Like my pal Mitt Romney said so long ago, ‘corporations are people too’!  Trump out!”

This too shall pass.

“In spite of ourselves…”

God’s speed John Prine!

Country folk music legend, passing away at the age of 73 due to COVID-19.

A great light, song writer, singer and  humanitarian who truly ‘got it’…

Have a super day folks!  Keep positive, keep safe, keep sane!


April 7, 2020


Filed under: Blog — Michael @ 7:08 am

Greetings and salutations from the sand, sun and surf of Cape Cod, Martha’s Vineyard and the golden dawning, mild, calm, cautious, casual, 24 karat island of Nantucket! Great to be with you on this Seventh Day of April, 2020, Tuesday, broadcasting LIVE from famous Ocean Street here in lovely, albeit quite quiet, Historic Hyannis…


“We are doing an amazing job doing testing.”

“We have done more testing than anyone in the world, countries are calling us to find out shy we are doing such an amazing, beautiful job doing ‘dis testing…”

“It is not our job to do testing.”

“I alone can do it.”

“I take no responsibility”.

“I get great ratings with ‘dese press conferences, ‘dat I can tell yous.  I am an empty soul, ‘dat may be true, yet, Facebook loves me, just ask ‘dem, we are not a shipping clerk.”

“I could shoot somebody on Fifth Avenue and get away with it!”

So which is it Trump?

You are nothing more than a snake oil salesman.  As Americans die by the day, this joke of a leader continues to hold these rifts, so called press conferences at the White House press room, his presidency is now on it’s last legs.  Peter Navarro warned this clown in January in a memo, yet it was blown off, mostly because he doesn’t read, he gets his information from the boob tube.

Like attracts like yes?

Secretary of HHS was met with Trump asking questions about flavored vaping fluid and when it would be back on the market, more important than this now deadly pandemic. The only people this ass listens to is his inner circle (made up of ‘Barbie’, his valley girl daughter, and his son-in-law Jared Kushner, a true pantywaist, low witted, dipshit who has 0 experience in this or anything else, save looking like a deer in the headlights). This guy attacks reporters when they ask pertinent questions, acting more like a hired thug from a bad B rated gangster movie than the leader of the free world, projectng grace and intelligence, leadership; authentic self confidence, insight and gravitas. He is allergic to the TRUTH, facts are not his friends. He makes it up as he goes along.

The Art of the “Deal”,


You will never get these life or death answers to relative, intelligent, reasonable questions, via this circus of what used to be the White House (serious), press conference.  Trump will go down as the worst president WE have ever had to endure. Blaming US governors, as he famously, or infamously stated, ‘the buck doesn’t stop with me…”

We get that Mr. President, we get that…

All while 11,000 people have lost their lives to COVID-19.

Go F yourself Trump!

A quick note to the acting Secretary of the U.S. Navy, Mr. Modly, after taking over Captain Crozier’s ship, speaking with the crew (ousted officer after sending a Hail Mary letter to anyone who might give A DAMN, (regarding his crew being struck with COVID-19); calling Crozier ’stupid’ and ‘naïve’.

In the immortal words of Donald Trump,

“You’re fired!”

You will never feel the love from those sailors, you will never know their respect, you will never be the man this Captain truly is.

No sir!

You, like Donald Trump, will go down in our illustrious history as just another chump who played the game and failed miserably.  Bullying your way to the top and leaving many souls wasted in the process.

Shame on both of these so called ’men’,

men we do not need in power any longer.

Two jokes indeed.

Two men who embody emptiness of mind, body and soul.,

Have a nice day folks!


April 6, 2020

‘Cheetoh Dust’

Filed under: Blog — Michael @ 7:04 am

Greetings and salutations from the sand, sun and surf of Cape Cod, Martha’s Vineyard and the clear dawning, golden soft sun rising, mild, mysterious, magical island of Nantucket! Great to be with you on this Sixth Day of April, 2020, coming to you LIVE from famous Ocean Street in Historic Hyannis, greeted by a brilliant LIGHT slowly, majestically rising above Lewis Bay, forcing one to comprehend that the World and this great Republic will rise, like said shining sun,


Despite President Donald J. Trump and his feckless freaks–save Doctor Birx and Doctor Fauci–who ‘help’ him make mockery of the office of the presidency and advise him as to how to make this pandemic even worse than it already is, yes, despite all this, there are many in the country who are finally seeing the light and realizing that;

… the ‘Emperor’ has no clothes.

Or humility.

Yesterday, on Palm Sunday, this moron called a press conference, mostly because his ego needed stroking, as he relishes ratings and the lime light, the attention and the jabs he can take at honest reporters who are simply attempting to get at the truth and glean come answers as to how WE are moving forward in combatting what will most likely be the toughest week thus far for COVID-19 fallout;

…more cases, less tests, less ventilators, less PPE, equaling;

…more deaths.

Ratings though, we got that!

As pointed out by MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough, “…it’s time to get out of your Mom’s basement, put on some big boy pants, wipe the Cheetoh Dust from your filthy fingers, wash them germ infested hands, put your red truckin’ hat on and resign from office like a good boy.  Hand the baton to someone who might make a difference.  Someone who might save some lives.

Someone who gives a damn!

And that is most certainly NOT Mr. Panty waist, Jared Kusner, or Peter Navarro, playing a doctor on TV, whose relativity in this hot mess is akin to a child wandering into the room of adults conferring, asking the question;

“…how about the fish tank cleaning stuff? You know, it starts with a ‘c’, the Malaria drug?  Americans will buy anything if they SEA ;it on TV!”

Have a safe, secure, strong, serene and sacred Holy week ahead folks!

May the FORCE be with you!


April 4, 2020


Filed under: Blog — Michael @ 8:25 am

Greetings and salutations from the sand, sun and surf of Cape Cod, Martha’s Vineyard and the still windy, cloudy, misty, foggy island of Nantucket! Great to be with you on this Fourth Day of April, 2020, Saturday around 8 a.m., following up with yesterday’s ‘blog’ regarding an epic world event taking place today and tomorrow all across the globe.  Indeed, the “Global Peace Meditation” takes place here locally tonight at 10:45 p.m. and this humble reporter would highly recommend taking part, whether you believe in mediation or not.  It beat the ‘news’ these days I can guarantee you.

It is time to take action again!  It is time to take the destiny of OUR world in our own hands.  WE all agree that the process of planetary liberation is taking too long, and the current timeline is not going in the best direction.  Here is our chance to collectively shift the timeline back into our OPTIMAL timeline for planetary liberation.  More about that in the future.

We are using the opportunity of the massive astrological configuration of Jupiter/Pluto conjunction on April 4th/5th to create a portal through which we will unify our consciousness and trigger the process that will solidify the optimal Ascension timeline for the planet and help humanity unite to overcome the current global health crisis.

Global mediations are the KEY to our liberation (from dark forces currently at work), and the quantum leap we long for in human consciousness.

Whatever your personal thoughts or beliefs about ascension/evolution might be at this juncture, we can ALL agree that it is time for us to advance our consciousness as a collective for the upliftment and healing of ALL BEINGS on EARTH.

This is the ONLY WAY we are going to evolve or Ascend as a society and put an end to all of this


Please consider this meditation tonight, tomorrow and well into the future.  Not only will it help you and yours immensely, it will indeed help OUR planet in the short and long term.  Ushering in more love, peace, communication, healing, empathy, kindness, gentleness, and harmony, again,

for all beings, be it from the animal kingdom, the plant kingdom, or this human race in dire need of the LIGHT that will shine down in only a few hours from NOW!

Please Google globalpeacemeditation.com, subscribe and participate tonight, you will not be sorry!

Have a wonderful week end folks!


April 3, 2020

Hope Springs Eternal…

Filed under: Blog — Michael @ 4:00 pm

Greetings and high salutations once again on this wet and wild Friday, April Third, 2020.  We, here at seacapecod.net wish to offer a glimmer of hope in this darkened time on our planet.  If one is familiar with mediation, even if not, there will be a global event taking place taking place, again, world wide, tomorrow and the next day, April 4th and 5th, via “Global Peace Mediation.com. One can listen to a short preview of this paramount LIGHT,  via YouTube, entitled,

“Ascension Timeline/End of Coronavirus Meditation.’

If one wishes to break free from the dark forces that are fueling the flames of this, please take this moment in your and yours ‘timeline’ to open the mind to what is about to happen to Mankind as we race towards the Age of Aquarius.

This may seem ‘out there’ and not real.

Far from it.

This global meditation will change your life if you allow yourself to experience the super natural energies that are now available to ALL on this little blue rock WE call home.

The times specific to your region will be posted on globalpeacemeditation.com, with New York, Boston and Cape Cod beginning at 10:45 p.m. on the 4th.

More on the details in tomorrow’s installment of seacapecod.net.

Cleanse the mind.

Open it up.

Find new paths that will eventually lead to ENLIGHTENMENT!

Peace be upon you.


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