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Sea Cape Cod by Michael Mosier

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February 4, 2018

Super Bowl Sized!

Filed under: Blog — Michael @ 12:31 pm

Greetings and salutations from the sand, sun and surf of Cape Cod, Martha’s Vineyard and the grey, cool, soon to be rain driven island of Nantucket! Great to be with you and yours on this Super Bowl Sunday! The Fourth Day of February, 2018 draws the ‘big day’ round American football land, as festivities are no doubt in full swing in places like South Boston, Gloucester, Portland, Maine, and of course, right here on little old Cape Cod!

GO PATRIOTS!

On this day of great celebration across a mighty nation, payed gladiators will battle it out to the bitter end, until one team is crowned the victor!   It has become a custom ‘of sorts’ to have our ‘Commander-in-Chief’ put down his twitter for a face to face interview with the network who is broadcasting the current Super Bowl. Unfortunately for NBC, Donald Trump is not a big fan, thus declined the interview set for a few moments before kick off…

Fear not dear reader! For Sea Cape Cod has been given a black market transcript to wit you will SEA below; lo, a rare interview that was not meant for public consumption. So, without further adieu, here is the most recent inner thoughts of the President of the United States, Mr. Donald, “get him the hell out of here!”, Trump…

M: “Hi, thank you for doing this interview on ‘the big day’, I know how much you love football…”

DT: “Oh, you are so welcome Matt, yes, I love the NFL, ever since I was a young lad growing up in Manhattan.. I had to talk to someone, I mean, it’s like I am going stir crazy in  that ancient White House with lousy heat.  I need to invest some time in someone I trust, because I know the FBI has nothing good to say about me at this juncture, and may just uncover ‘dat thing…  But this I can tell yous’, I can’t be pinned down with the whole Russian thing, you know, ‘dat thing.  What collusion?  What secrets?  I have written guarantees that have ‘get out of jail free’ written all over ‘dem from the real people in power, come on!  What are you gonna do Mueller?  Sue me?  I got your collusion right here a$$hole!  I mean, hey ohhhh, what gives? I release ‘dis most recent bombshell, unclear, confusing memo, written by some misguided Republican congressman, and all hell breaks loose! I am an innocent man! I am sick of the media already, ready to burn me at the stake!  I can’t stand ‘dat MSNBC and all those damn liberal dame anchors, you know the ones, the same who throw around more weight than Mohamed Ali.  What a shot to the body!  And down goes Frazier!  I mean, I would not want to meet Rachel Maddow in a dark ally, if you know what I mean!  And I think you do Matt. Hey, it’s too bad what happened to yous’ over at da Today Show.  What a blow!  The country is probably better off without your puss every day, am I right or am I right?  No hard feeling though, you had that one good stretch of about a week where you were barely tolerable.  What, the heat from all them sexual assaults got too much huh? I know what you mean Matt, I really feel for you brother…  Oh, it’s for the better Matt, now you get to enjoy your millions and not be plugged in to all of this nonsense. I mean, if the ‘American people’ really knew what was going on, there would be hell to pay. You know ‘dat better den most ‘journalists’. Dats why I picked you to do this most important interview. You ask the tough questions, really get at a story, and how you did dat with only, say, five minutes of air time is beyond me. I mean, your segment about Crayola crayons was hilarious! You took up almost a half hour picking your favorite color to get the ax. If memory serves, you picked lime green to go down. EEEEEHHHHH! You lose Lauer! Better luck next time you freak of nature. I hate you and I hate NBC! Suck on ‘dat America! Oooops, can we edit ‘dat last part out Matt?

“This interview is over Mr. President, I bid you a good day sir!”

“Hey, Matt, no hard feelings, but I gotta tell ya, if you would have answered my memo, years ago, really surrendered to the chump you really are, humbled your pampered ass a little, and freely come on my “Celebrity Apprentice” show all those years ago, maybe none of this would be happening right now, you wouldn’t look like a guy with a cup in his hand…

Savannah Guthrie, please…”

PRESERVE THE WILDERNESS! Peace~M

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