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February 27, 2018

Weird Science!

Filed under: Blog — Michael @ 12:40 pm

Greetings and salutations from the sand, sun and surf of Cape Cod, Martha’s Vineyard and the golden sun laden, cloudless blue skied, bountiful, beautiful, bouncy island of Nantucket! ‘Tis very good to be with you on this Twenty-Seventh Day of February, 2018, a Tuesday according to Reuters, a white steeple church just chimed eleven times on this fabulous Cape Cod morning. As advertised, the seasonally mild Forties and brilliant azure above is prompting one outdoors, to walk the ocean and witness the ’sparklies’ dancing on Nantucket’s serene Sound. There is nothing more spectacular than being with diamond fire white Swans as they fly through the salty, brisk, late Winter air, the only sound a gentle flapping of giant wings.  A sacred, silent awe is all this humble reporter can offer, as this event took place only moments ago…

The fact is, that natural wonder of four flying swans would not have been seen had it not been for a strict policy of possessing no ’smart phone’ on, or off, a romp through God’s greatest gift; LIFE itself.   Take no satanic imitation!  This horrible bane on the human condition, the cell and so much of the ‘new tech’, has hijacked most if not all the American and indeed world populace. Believe it or not, there is a nefarious plan by ‘the powers that be’ (at the moment!), regarding this out of control addiction to said high, “holy” technology, as it has replaced most religions, and real interaction between one another.  Indeed, all going to ‘plan’ with the masses flocking to any new shiny, ‘convenient’ object the Madison Avenue Wizards can throw at ‘em. With “5G” rolling out in the next year or two, this hostile take over of humanity will soon be a fait complete.

Or will it?

“Making whole” if you please, creating a world where everything is connected in a “Weird Science” that once you plug in–i.e RFID injectables–you can’t get out of. If you believe that we put a ‘man on the moon’ this ‘message in a bottle’ is clearly not for you. The ’scientists’ of today are a joke, ’spinning’ yards that make no sense when logic and visual evidence is applied with authority. They will tell you anything you want to hear, showing you ‘proof’ via computer generated images such as say, one of the ‘thousands of satellites’ flying around in ’space’.  The only question is, who took the picture of the satellite/space station to begin with?  Was it Billionaire “Space X” sell out Elon Musk? I hear he is a great photographer and not afraid of heights…  Yes, the public will buy only if they SEA it on TV!


Bill Nye, ‘the science guy’, you better watch out!  God might just give you a black EYE!

Lo, the ‘all seeing EYE’ of AI!There, but for the Grace of God, go I.” Can there be a solution to this sad tale of an innocent frog in a slow boil WI-FRY? Throw your cell phone into the lake, river or sound! Thereby never, ever again, tainted by another Illuminate LIE!

Have a nice day!


February 25, 2018

Rain Man

Filed under: Blog — Michael @ 1:19 pm

Greetings and salutations from the sand, sun and surf of Cape Cod, Martha’s Vineyard and the cold rain driven, breezy, dark, deep, dangerous island of Nantucket! “Danger is my middle name!” Broadcasting LIVE from the shores of Craigville Beach once again on a very wet and raw Sunday High Noon, The Twenty-Fifth Day of February, 2018. Today marks the annual Hyannis Marathon; a road race placing runners on the southern Cape mainland in Hyannis, as they wind through historic Hyannis Port up through Craigville Beach into Centerville and beyond, finishing at Main Street Hyannis’ Village Green.  Hearty Bunch!  At this moment throngs of runners of all abilities splash by Sea Cape Cod’s world headquarters, well done!

Spring is in the air! Even today, with ‘locals’ on this ancient sand bar preparing for the upcoming ’season’ of spring and summer, extending well into fall, quite literally to Christmas with all the beautiful strolls in almost every town; where literally millions of people from all over the world will flock to this tiny, tiny, tiny destination. Some come for peace and relaxation, others to party, some to fall in love. Whatever your reason, make this the year to either visit the Cape and Islands for the first time,


to fall in love with it all over again…

It’s better than EVER!

Have a great day America and World;

at large!


February 23, 2018

The joke’s on me!

Filed under: Blog — Michael @ 1:18 pm

Greetings and salutations from the sand, sun and surf of Cape Cod, Martha’s Vineyard and the partly sunny, cool, soon to be showery island of Nantucket! Great to be with you once again on a beautiful High Noon Friday; broadcasting LIVE from the historic town of Centerville, The Twenty-Third Day of February, 2018.  Another extraordinary sunrise earlier in the morning, a daily Cape event that most take for granted. Perhaps there is nothing better on this ride than witnessing one on a strip of sand that ‘time’ forgot… It will change your life.

Book your summer get away now!

Romantic Nantucket awaits!

Immersing oneself in the natural beauty of this land far away from ‘the things of man’, blows away the mundane, Bataan Death March/treadmill most Americans find themselves on in the early part of this still young 21st Century. Sure, there are plenty of those nefarious characters at work behind the scenes trying to trim the world’s population down to 500 million, but hey, perhaps them ‘Georgia Guidestones’ were not meant to be taken literally, isn’t that right Ted, “kill ‘em all”, Turner!

You nut case!

Let’s check your mental health you filthy billionaire!

Indeed, perhaps that infamous hack who created CNN (a subsidiary of the C.I.A.), could offer his martyrdom as a gesture of good faith to this ‘New World Order’ plan to destroy everything GOOD still standing in an ever increasingly radiated plane of existence. Never before has humanity faced tougher challenges than in does today.

Manufactured death brought to you by ‘The Illuminate’ and all other factions of Evil therein. From ‘Chem-trials’, to devil-ishly all controlling AI, to GMO’s, to deadly vaccines, to 5G saturation/radiated reality, to ‘Nano-bots’; from hopeless addiction to ’smart phones’, deadly ’smart dust’, the criminal pharmaceutical industry, a Nazi AMA and ‘health care’ system designed to keep you sick, the World “Health” Organization of mass extermination, MK Ultra inspired mass mind control, Flouride in U.S. water supply (if you can find water!), false flag events designed to take more rights away from you and your family, FEMA camps, RFID chips, H.A.A.R.P. (weaponizing/controlling weather around the ‘globe’), D-Wave quantum computers (ushering in demons to this current ‘reality’), CERN…


Does this humble reporter really have to go on?

So few are awake to even SEA what is really going on behind the scenes and even fewer are willing to take a stand against it. The reality TV show called the “Trump Administration” now, more than ever, resembles an episode of Trump’s sad ‘hit’ TV show called “The Apprentice”. In fact, if one ‘critically thinks’ about it, while being hypnotized by one’s tell a lie vision, indeed, if one observes, say, one of Donald’s televised Cabinet meetings, one would have to remind oneself that it’s not that horrible hit show at all. No sir!  It’s actually happening to a once proud and distinguished publicly appointed person of power.

It’s a joke.

A sad, pitiful, expensive JOKE.

Have a good week end folks! Consider hugging a tree while they are still here!


February 21, 2018

AHOY! (matey…)

Filed under: Blog — Michael @ 10:36 am

Memorandum #88 (top secret)


February 21, 2018

weather: mild misty fog, low fifties and quite breezy…

location: a secret, luxurious, highly fortified sea view compound on the fabulous island of Nantucket!

To: Members of ‘The Order of the Garter’, high ranking members of The Bilderberg Group, The Rothchild’s, The Rockefeller’s, The Council on Foreign Affairs, The World Bank, The UN, well, you get the picture, please, ’share’ with other “Illuminates” won’t you?

From: William Montague III
(country gentleman)

Greetings and high salutations from Cape Cod and those fabulous islands of Nantucket and Martha’s Vineyard, AHOY!  In honor of ‘president Trump’ of the U.S., I am ‘tweeting’ this memo to the aforementioned folks above, literally and figuratively, who may need a little boost from one of their brothers who is on sabbatical in the wilds of this little sand bar that ‘time’, ha, ha, forgot.

Indeed, take heart dear illuminated ones of means, the hour is nigh, for it is I, Sir William once again, sending you this coded ‘message in a bottle’ to let you know ‘OUR’ “Agenda” (21,30) is well under way. Take this last staged event in Parkland, Florida. Well done! You have ‘em marching to Washington. Splendid!  But, let’s not stop at the Second Amendment shall we? No sir! Let’s talk about those wonderful vaccines that are doing ‘god’s work’, yes sir!  I mean how can we go wrong with ‘the boy next door’, billionaire, and seemingly harmless soft ware guy Bill Gates doing such ‘a good job with them aforementioned shots from hell’? Who needs more evidence of it’s ’safety’?   Autism, what Autism?  Ah, ‘Peace and Security’, a magical mantra, a spell cast so well back in New York City’s “tragic” 2001. Would you not agree? Yes, these are fun and quite exiting “times” to be alive! It’ a good thing we are banning the Bible, for that darn book nailed this whole conspiracy to the letter!  And if they only knew there is a much better way via that ‘man’ who walked the Earth over 2000 years ago, well, we would not be having this correspondence now would we?

We have to remember who runs the show here in this ‘plane of existence,’ that’s right Satan himself.  It is he who controls the air and the air waves, hence the propaganda, the blatant lies, the sinister steering of the masses into a belief system they cannot get out of, for they know not they are in it to begin with.  ‘Immersed in it’s world, it’s so hard to find us, it shapes our minds the most.’ God, I love that quote from Irish Rock Band “U2″ during their early nineties “Zoo TV Tour”.  Nailed it!  The ‘news’ is so well done today, ALL of it, world wide, controlled, written and acted out so well by the likes of “ABC’s” robotic David Muir, regurgitating an approved, homogenized, hypnotic, hilarious Machiavellian script with “Oscar” deserved delivery.  Jesus knows, it writes itself.   They gobble it up like GMO tainted Captain Crunch, more addictive than Crack, peddled and pushed onto the streets of America starting in L.A.! Is that not right my brothers and sisters at the CIA? The “American people” will buy anything they SEA on the dreadful hypnotic tell a lie vision ’shows’ designed to put them in a trance, programmed day in and day out what to think, what to believe and what to do!

FEMA camps?  What a good idea!  Let’s go!

The ’smart’ phone has only exponentially fast tracked the ‘end game’ of creating a populace of zombies who take their ‘medication’ and vote for puppets who do the will of you and yours truly. It’s a dream come true!  Thank you Lucifer! The new 5G compact microwaves that will saturate the whole world will cook the masses before they can gain traction to SEA what the hell all of this radiation is actually doing to them and their families. Make ‘em too sick to fight back!  Too dumbed down to notice or care…  The chemicals we are spraying on them from on high will only enhance this frequency of submission, and physical sickness, all while we dazzle them with coming technological attractions such as ‘Project Blue Beam’, or the latest variation/improvement to our Wizard of Oz ruse! We be turning their New World Order virtual reality into a nightmare…


The introduction of the Lucent Technology (and other corporations), “RFID” chip is intriguing.   Hive mentality, that’s the ticket!  Most will take it happily, indeed, seek it out, as it follows along the “I phone‘must have mentality.’ A slave to fashion, yes?  A slave to Madison Avenue and the wizards that produce this voodoo that you do so well!  However, looking around at the drab lot of use less eaters, one must conclude that a gene must have been omitted somewhere along the cave man family line…

Ever pushing war, scarcity, famine, disease, violence and constant negativity on this electronic block chain gang, we have most human beings on this Earth believing it is end of days. In fact, many hoping for it!  Keeping those masses in Plato’s cave, despairing, alone, hungry and hopeless. Thus, one has only to push a little harder on that ultimate false flag front to have the whole of the world’s population under one thumb of ultimate, tyrannical, crushing, cunning, calculating CONTROL!

And won’t that be a happy day?

Hugs and Kisses!
“Bronco” Billy

c.c. Jared Kusher

666 5th Ave., NY, NY 10103

p.s. bang up job with the “D-Wave” quantum computer summoning all them demons from different dimensions; AI rules by 2030! Can you say, “…human being phased out, to become obsolete?”

Sure, I knew that you could…


February 19, 2018

“he’s out of control…”

Filed under: Blog — Michael @ 10:05 am

Greetings and salutations from the sand, sun and surf of Cape Cod, Martha’s Vineyard and the once again golden sun lit, blue azure sky led, calm, cool, seven karat island of Nantucket! Great to be with you and yours on this Monday morning, The Nineteenth Day of February, 2018, shaping up to be another fine Winter day here on a little sand bar that ‘time’ forgot. One may find deep serenity in the wilds of this ancient land, especially during this season; solitary walking the ocean as brilliant white and grey sea gulls soar high above on air’s eternal wings. Here’s hoping you get the chance to feel that peace someday soon, for even here on Cape and those famous aforementioned islands, the ’season’ begins early and ends late, with people from every corner of Earth taking in what this hamlet can and does offer;

big ‘time’!

In the immortal words of ‘Bono’ from fabled Irish Rock Band “U2″,

“…he’s out of control!

(referring to his band mate “The Edge”…)

May your week bring you Joy, Love, a little Harmony plus a boat load of clarity; breaking the bonds (control), of modern day ’society’!


February 14, 2018

“Roses are red…”

Filed under: Blog — Michael @ 3:14 pm

Greetings and salutations from the sand, sun and surf of Cape Cod, Martha’s Vineyard and the golden sun laden, cool, breezy, beautiful, beloved island of Nantucket! Great to be with you on this sunny Valentine’s Day; Wednesday, The Fourteenth Day of February, 2018. The weather just broke for this ‘blog’ entry, so to all who read this ‘message in a bottle’, or ‘post card from the edge’, I humbly wish you and yours a romantic day; full of warmth and kindness, love and joy. It seems that giving those essential gifts these days is hard for many,

but certainly not all…

There are many signs that the world is changing as some of it’s citizenry become more self aware. Aware, conscious of what they are thinking about, recognizing the patterns of thought and just how damaging negative, dark, resentful thoughts can be over the long haul.  For they hurt more the person who is thinking them than the person to whom those thought are directed towards. Love is truly the only ‘thing’ that is REAL. All the rest is merely a side show.  The lower spectrum of ‘thought’ or feelings, such as revenge, hate, despair, etcetera, disappear in the light of the higher realms of the human experience, such as love, joy, compassion, empathy, forgiveness and kindness. The more one is in tune with how one feels, thinks and behaves, the more one wants to love, give and forgive. For that virtuous cycle only gets stronger with some simple maintenance;

so go out and tell someone you love ‘em!

You’ll be happy you did!


February 12, 2018

Deliberate Deception!!!

Filed under: Blog — Michael @ 12:58 pm

Greetings and salutations from the sand, sun and surf of Cape Cod, Martha’s Vineyard and the once again grey, cool, drying island of Nantucket! Great to be with you once again on a meteorological transition day here on this blessed sand bar; the driving torrents of rain exiting the region a few moments ago.  Indeed, joyfully broadcasting LIVE from mid-Cape–historic and ever quaint Centerville–on this gloomy Monday morning, Twelfth Day of February, 2018.  Just a few days before Hallmark’s big “Valentine’s Day” here in the good ‘ole US of A.

“I love you!”

Deep State deception chugging along “Agenda 21/30″ path unabated.  With “5G” on the radiated horizon, that card from Hallmark will most likely contain (or already does), an RFID chip in line with the coming attraction, “the internet of things”, where everyone, everything, under the sun, will be connected.  That means you too brothers and sisters! Step right up folks, your ‘Mark of the Beast’, I mean ‘real ID’ is ready for your enjoyment, convenience, compliance, new and improved ’speed’… Hallelujah! Yes, at long last those closed Sam Club’s, Wal-Mart’s and other corporate quasi government entities will be retooled for the implementation and execution of mass micro-chipping the U.S. population, (if the EL-ite’s have their way!).  Make no mistake about it folks, this threat is very real and ongoing, under the noses of some very smart, educated and goodhearted American and international people out there in the Ether of what life has become on this planet.  A world where you no longer need to leave your house…

For anything!

Lo, we are living in the Matrix designed to control ones’ every move.  Dependent on emerging technology like the ’smart’ phone, 5G’s new microwaves will immerse the populace and further the deliberate damage physically, mentally, emotionally and spiritually.  Don’t believe me?  READ some studies!  Laptops causing sterility in men, brain tumors, etc… The newest Hollywood excrement, a movie entitled “Cell” is being released and is on par with all the other predictive programming horse$hit one can view on the now dominant “Netflix” out of Los Gatos, California. The fine film depicting a citizenry just as addicted to their new best friend, AI–hidden within their beloved I-phone that the “love” so much–taking over the world in the near future.  Then, programmed prediction shows suddenly something goes horribly wrong and they all become zombies…


In order for the magic to work, the Illuminate, or the people who really control things in this world, must broadcast their intentions just like they did with “9/11″.  The 2001 mystical tale of jets flying into buildings, vaporizing, leaving NO trail behind…


Who knew a plane could do ‘dat?  I guess ‘dat jet fuel must have been  mighty hot! Pay no attention to the Thermite “behind the curtain” though!  Never mind it’s blazing 4000 degree Fahrenheit temperature, them red, glowing ooze bubbles below ground zero for weeks after the towers went down.  Does jet fuel cause ‘dat?  That is some really hot stuff!

The American people will buy anything they SEA on TV! This act of conspiracy/cowardice was publicly displayed on U.S. currency, before it happened!  Broadcast within ridiculous cartoons such as ‘the Simpson’s’ and even Hollywood blockbusters’ such as 1985’s “Back to the Future”. The old ‘Twin Pines Mall’, suddenly turned into ‘the Lone Pine Mall’; during the same movie… “Can you say ‘Freedom’ Tower?  Sure, I knew that you could.” (credit: the late, great Fred Rogers). This ‘time’ the predictions go even further; as the whole of society, saturated in cell use, will, according to this prediction of ill will, be reduced to violent, depraved monsters whose will is completely controlled by those in absolute POWER!

Will someone just tell them sad, dark souls we love ‘em?  Would they just accept that?  No?

To be continued…

“Dilly, Dilly!”


February 6, 2018

‘welcome to the grand illusion…’

Filed under: Blog — Michael @ 12:41 pm

Greetings and salutations from the sand, sun and surf of Cape Cod, Martha’s Vineyard and the once again grey, cool, calm, collected island of Nantucket! Great to be with you on The Sixth Day of February, 2018; a late Tuesday morning, broadcasting once again LIVE from the quiet, sacred, solemn shores of Craigville Beach, part of the historic town of Centerville, nestled in the middle of this ancient sand bar created by retreating glaciers during “The Last Great Ice Age” 11,500 years ago… Bells on a classic New England white steeple church outside this humble reporters window just rang eleven times, seeming to indicate the ‘time’ is well, in the immortal words of Ireland’s favorite son, Mr. Liam Neeson (part time Hollywood ‘actor’ and full time late night comic), as stated with authority in the 1981 ‘blockbuster’ film “Clash of the Titans”

“…there’s no time!”

Perhaps ‘time’ is running out for the vast majority of the world’s population to wake up and smell the proverbial coffee. For the clash between the titans of industry–headed by trillionaires like the Rothschild’s and Rockefeller’s–and those carrying the torch of light for good is hitting critical mass. No ‘time’ in our modern history has there been a greater divide. Not only economically and politically, but also from a knowledge standpoint.

Most Americans believe ‘climate change’ is man made. False. Most think the weather is getting stranger, but do not believe it has been weapon-ized by those in real power. For to truly control a people, one must not only control the “Three M’s”, money, media and military, but must also control the weather…

A phenomenon that affects everything…

“Climate Action Plans” are wolves in sheep’s clothing designed to ‘restructure’ (their words), North America under the ‘consensus’ of bureaucrats put in power by the Elite, all under the watchful EYE of the UN. Pack ‘em and stack ‘em! Move the masses into ‘resilient’ cities to endure ’shocks’ created by nefarious forces with population control on the menu…

Make no mistake about it folks, this great Republic has been hijacked by corporate interests whose network is truly global; whose ambitions are abominable. The United States has become a defacto government in name only.  Politicians merely puppets; acting abilities worthy of an Oscar.  With grand plans to control, inventory and eliminate the masses via an U.S. Air Force document written in 1979; “Silent Weapons for Quiet Wars”. A damning document found in Xerox copier a few years back… A must read for anyone who needs to know some REAL news. This is, of course, not exclusive to this country, as ‘The New World Order’ has no borders.

To sum up, as Deborah Tavares once said,

“Governments are;

owned by corporations, run by psychopaths, as they go about lying about an imaginary economy based on debt. All fueled by illegal wars. Destroying eco-systems, poisoning food and water, decreasing (destroying), education, increasing prisons, manipulating the media (written propaganda scripts), foreclosing homes, suppressing free energy technologies; forcing the citizenry to needlessly struggle. SUFFER! Starving, humiliating, and killing the world. Yet you stay silent, follow a pathological culture. Pay taxes, vote and trust the government?”

Open up your eyes, expand your horizon, and take your POWER back!

When the directed energy fires of Sonoma/Napa counties took place in October of 2017, cable companies actually had to balls to charge victims of this ‘natural fire’ for the cable boxes that were burnt to a crisp. If they didn’t pay, hundreds of dollars were taken from their bank accounts.

“Stopthecrime.net” tells many a story similar to this, with this previous example being “G” rated compared to what they really have in store per the above mentioned Air Force doc. Educated yourself and your family. For this ‘time’ is battle between not flesh and blood, but that of spirit.

SEA to it your’s and yours is in TACT!


February 4, 2018

Super Bowl Sized!

Filed under: Blog — Michael @ 12:31 pm

Greetings and salutations from the sand, sun and surf of Cape Cod, Martha’s Vineyard and the grey, cool, soon to be rain driven island of Nantucket! Great to be with you and yours on this Super Bowl Sunday! The Fourth Day of February, 2018 draws the ‘big day’ round American football land, as festivities are no doubt in full swing in places like South Boston, Gloucester, Portland, Maine, and of course, right here on little old Cape Cod!


On this day of great celebration across a mighty nation, payed gladiators will battle it out to the bitter end, until one team is crowned the victor!   It has become a custom ‘of sorts’ to have our ‘Commander-in-Chief’ put down his twitter for a face to face interview with the network who is broadcasting the current Super Bowl. Unfortunately for NBC, Donald Trump is not a big fan, thus declined the interview set for a few moments before kick off…

Fear not dear reader! For Sea Cape Cod has been given a black market transcript to wit you will SEA below; lo, a rare interview that was not meant for public consumption. So, without further adieu, here is the most recent inner thoughts of the President of the United States, Mr. Donald, “get him the hell out of here!”, Trump…

M: “Hi, thank you for doing this interview on ‘the big day’, I know how much you love football…”

DT: “Oh, you are so welcome Matt, yes, I love the NFL, ever since I was a young lad growing up in Manhattan.. I had to talk to someone, I mean, it’s like I am going stir crazy in  that ancient White House with lousy heat.  I need to invest some time in someone I trust, because I know the FBI has nothing good to say about me at this juncture, and may just uncover ‘dat thing…  But this I can tell yous’, I can’t be pinned down with the whole Russian thing, you know, ‘dat thing.  What collusion?  What secrets?  I have written guarantees that have ‘get out of jail free’ written all over ‘dem from the real people in power, come on!  What are you gonna do Mueller?  Sue me?  I got your collusion right here a$$hole!  I mean, hey ohhhh, what gives? I release ‘dis most recent bombshell, unclear, confusing memo, written by some misguided Republican congressman, and all hell breaks loose! I am an innocent man! I am sick of the media already, ready to burn me at the stake!  I can’t stand ‘dat MSNBC and all those damn liberal dame anchors, you know the ones, the same who throw around more weight than Mohamed Ali.  What a shot to the body!  And down goes Frazier!  I mean, I would not want to meet Rachel Maddow in a dark ally, if you know what I mean!  And I think you do Matt. Hey, it’s too bad what happened to yous’ over at da Today Show.  What a blow!  The country is probably better off without your puss every day, am I right or am I right?  No hard feeling though, you had that one good stretch of about a week where you were barely tolerable.  What, the heat from all them sexual assaults got too much huh? I know what you mean Matt, I really feel for you brother…  Oh, it’s for the better Matt, now you get to enjoy your millions and not be plugged in to all of this nonsense. I mean, if the ‘American people’ really knew what was going on, there would be hell to pay. You know ‘dat better den most ‘journalists’. Dats why I picked you to do this most important interview. You ask the tough questions, really get at a story, and how you did dat with only, say, five minutes of air time is beyond me. I mean, your segment about Crayola crayons was hilarious! You took up almost a half hour picking your favorite color to get the ax. If memory serves, you picked lime green to go down. EEEEEHHHHH! You lose Lauer! Better luck next time you freak of nature. I hate you and I hate NBC! Suck on ‘dat America! Oooops, can we edit ‘dat last part out Matt?

“This interview is over Mr. President, I bid you a good day sir!”

“Hey, Matt, no hard feelings, but I gotta tell ya, if you would have answered my memo, years ago, really surrendered to the chump you really are, humbled your pampered ass a little, and freely come on my “Celebrity Apprentice” show all those years ago, maybe none of this would be happening right now, you wouldn’t look like a guy with a cup in his hand…

Savannah Guthrie, please…”


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